Really gets me peeving, bustin' out buffer bind,
Clickin' on that poor mouse, at fart dot com unkind. [http://www.fart.com/unkind]
Forfeits with a warner, trying to bring it up,
Really took the room out, and it blows out doin' ARP [1]

404 error, out it retreats,
Really only stores noise. quits playin',
Ping a nickel, [2] trap the "sheet".

Napster's on the task board, been sleepin' there quite a while,
Syncin' up the shut space, it polls a lot of files.
No joy, hangs, no spinnin' up on calc to site Yahoo®,
Really needs resource expanse that troubles CPU.

Down. I am cornered, dump out the "sheet",
Really need more store toys arrayin',
Pingin' NIC'll trap, delete.

404 error, ain't this some "sheet",
Really is a chore boy displayin',
It's so fickle, zap, I'm beat.

You can't see not any, if the site is down,
If gettin' just a trickle, I would say you're IE bound.
Error 404er, Errs on MAPI [3] noise?
Fecal has your system ground, there are no magic toys.

Down goes your kernel, [4] cache queue delete,
NILly goes the core toys, ain't playin',
Dinged your NIC pool, APPS take heat.

Down in the journal, you'll find excrete,
Check your file drawer boy, if data
Strings are fickle, map and treat.

404 error, out you'll retreat,
Really gettin' bored boy, no stayin'
As the cycle does repeat.