The Tv is my Shepherd, I shall not want any

thing else. It maketh me to lie down on the

sofa. It leadeth me away from the scripture.

It destroys my soul.  It leadeth me in the paths

of sex and violence for the sponsor's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of

the shadow of death, I will enjoy the evil, for

blood and sex they excite me. It prepares a

commercial before me in the presence of my

children. It anoints my head with humanism.

My coveting runneth over. Surely laziness

and ignorance shall follow my family all the

days of our lives, and we shall dwell in the

house watching  TV  forever.