Dumb Laws
National Laws

You may not pay for a 50 cent item with only pennies.

Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
British Columbia

It's illegal to kill a sasquatch.
Alberta

If you are released from prison, it is required that they give you a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.

Wooden logs may not be painted.
Ontario
Quebec
New Brunswick

Driving on the roads is not allowed.
Nova Scotia

When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.