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Funny Questions About Canada

The following is an article that appeared in the local paper called the "Jasper Java".  I decided to post it so we could all have a chuckle...

  These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism web site:

   I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)

 Will I be able to see polar bears in the streets? (USA)

 I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto.  Can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)

 Is it safe to run around  in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)

 It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed beaver. (Italy)

 Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK)

 Can you give me some information on hippo racing in Canada? (USA)

 Which direction is north in Canada? (USA)

 Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)

 Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)

 Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)

 I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth.  Can you tell me where I can sell it in Canada? (USA)

 Can I wear high heels in Canada? (UK)

 Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)

 Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)

 Please send a list of all doctors in Canada who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)

 I have a question about a famous animal in Canada but I forget its name.  It's a kind of big horse with horns and it is in the cartoons. (USA)

 Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)

 

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