It was 5:30pm on a cold Friday in November. The Haymarket staff of 60 Waldergrave Road were quietly and methodically going about their normal business in search of that final eighth-page caravan park ad which would make all the difference between success and failure.
Suddenly, a horrific sight greeting them. A man dressed in a slobber-stained DJ and tear-soaked Stoke City shirt reajusted his wig and began miming - very bady - to the Peter Kay/Tony Christie hit tune 'Amarillo'.
Several onlookers began projectile vomiting. Others had to be rushed straight to the infirmary. But still the man danced on, horribly luring those that were left from the cosiness of 60 Waldegrave Rd to his grisly new lair.
