Arwen too must keep track of all her thoughts! So she wrote them all down! If you have read ALL three books then this will make more sense to you. But this does have to do with the Books, Movies, and just plain Humor , so no matter what you will get most of it. :-D

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*1.Give Asfaloth back to Glorfindel....
*2. Get Evenstar back from Aragorn and give it to Frodo.
*3.Give Aragorn the right banner this time.
*4.Must stop dreaming about Aragorn...literally!
*5.Wasn't I supposed to make a staff for Aragorn by now...?? Hmm....
*6.Stock up on Athelas
*7.Buy more lembas!!
*8.Remind dad that there is still hope.
*9.Find the book I dropped the other day.
*10.Get that hole in my purple dress fixed!
*11.Apologize to Figwit for walking out on him!
*12.Get Aragorn a wedding gift...number one choice..."King Of Gondor For Dummies"...
*13.Quit hating Éowyn!
*14.Try to look better than Legolas
*15.Make a choice pertaining to the Havens or a mortal life with Aragorn
*16.Visit Grandma (Galadriel) and plot funny schemes against Grandpa (Celeborn)
*17.Rub in Eoywn's face that I got Aragorn and she did not
*18.Borrow Legolas's shampoo for 35% more lift and volume
*19.Get the leaves out of my hair from the "death" scene
*20.Copy down that cool river spell for future "reference"
*21.Try to ignore Sam's loud mouth as he screams at me for taking Frodo for a ride
*22.Try not to cry as I see my son and the life I could have vanish before my eyes... *sniff*, BWHAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!
*23.Confront Dad about my choice with a straight face
*24.Scold Aragorn for flirting with Eowyn
*25.Wink at Faramir to make Aragorn and Eowyn jealous... heehee :)
*26.Give my "boat ticket" to Frodo and Bilbo
*27.Say goodbye to Dad, again, with a straight face
*28.Get a band-aid for the scratch I got during my rescue mission." (Flight to the Ford)
*29.Choose a definite hair color
*30.Try to stop snorting when I laugh
*31.Meet the other Hobbits
*32.Go shopping with Daddy's Rivendell Platinum (Ka-ching!)...I hear the Gap of Rohan is having a sale...
*33.Stop getting Legolas and Glorfindel mixed up...
*34.Politely hint to Aragorn that he needs to wear deoderant
*35.Give Aragorn a full fledged make-over (Yay!)
*36.Sneak onions into my pocket to help me cry in my "fate" scene
*37.Try to stop laughing when Boromir dies
*38.Polish the Evenstar before I give it to Aragorn (gets out large buffer)
*39.Come up with a snappy catch phrase like : I choose a mortal life.
*40.Ask Frodo for beauty tips
*41.Then compare his to Legolas'
*42.Suck in my stomach at my wedding

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