Outbreak of San Andres Island Fever
Many Canadians and Northern US Citizens that traveled to San Andres Island in the past year have arrived back home with an unknown island fever. Visitors to the Island who traveled in March of 2000, 2001 and 2002 have suffered the most from this ailment.
With the increasing number of Canadian and US travelers now visiting this Caribbean Island, a Health Warning has been issued.
When in SAI or at any time after you return, if you notice the following symptoms:
- feeling hot, hot, hot,
- jumping up and down,
- wildly moving your arms and moving your body parts,
- chanting, singing, shouting Ragga Ragga......
YOU HAVE CONTRACTED THE SAI FEVER!!!!!!!
The only effective treatment is to return to San Andres Island, to drink freely, dance all night and party, party, party. This ailment is known to recur from year to year, requiring repeat treatments.
Be advised that these are treatments only. There is currently no known Cure
Originally Posted to Big Juice’s San Andres Island by: zoomzoomzoom 3/2/2001
Mark & Sofie