| What They Said: | "At this point in our lives I don't feel like I can give you what you need." | | What They Meant: | "You've made it abundantly clear what you need; truth is I'm leaving you for a guy in my Theatre class that looks just like you, only he's dumber andtherefore easier to get my way with. And when you see my new boyfriend and I at the country buffet next month, don't bother making eye contact because I won't return it." | | Submitted on: | 2/17/2005 |
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| What They Said: | "I hope we can still be friends." | | What They Meant: | "I want to f*ck other guys, but when they screw me over I want to be able to call you and complain about them. | | Submitted on: | 2/17/2005 |
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| What They Said: | "I still want to be friends...." | | What They Meant: | "You will never hear from me again." | | Submitted on: | 10/7/2004 |
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| What They Said: | "I think we need time apart but I still want to be friends" | | What They Meant: | I met a new girl and I want to fool around with her but you are still my only emotional support right now and I want to use you until I feel like I can go on without you or until she breaks up with me and then I will come crawling back to you. | | Submitted on: | 12/8/2007 |
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| What They Said: | "It wasn't going to work out becaus you are not Pakistani and my family wouldn't like you. " | | What They Meant: | I remeber when you asked me if it would bother my family if you were not Pakistani and I knew it wouldn't but I thought hey I will remember to use that when Im ready to go screw someone new and Im bored with you. | | Submitted on: | 12/30/2005 |
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| What They Said: | "i've been doing a lot of thinking..." | | What They Meant: | "i'm not attracted to you anymore." | | Submitted on: | 6/2/2004 |
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| What They Said: | "you don't like my friends or the places i like to hang out at." | | What They Meant: | "i don't like your friends or the places you like to hang out at." | | Submitted on: | 6/2/2004 |
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| What They Said: | "You show some personality traits that scare me. I don't know if I can spend the rest of my life with you. I still love you VERY much, I don't wantto hurt you" | | What They Meant: | I am cheating on you with a cowboy from another state I met at a bar while you were at work making money to put me through college. I am going to get you out of my hair for the next couple days because having you around makes it so hard not to get caught cheating on you. In four days ill call you back up and tell you how I made a mistake and want you back, until another object of lust comes along. I still love you though. Really... I do. Seriously. | | Submitted on: | 1/6/2005 |
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| What They Said: | "I don't like your friends because they didn't give me any credit" (after the breakup caused by him meeting someone else)
| | What They Meant: | "I don't like your friends because they allow you to see the truth of how much of a jerk I really am and that I only plan on using you/stringing you along. They also making me feel guilty cuase hearing what they said makes me realize how much of a jerk I am for doing this to you and I don't want to deal with my own issues right now." | | Submitted on: | 11/14/2004 |
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| What They Said: | "I don't think I'm over my ex yet"
| | What They Meant: | "I haven't worked out a way to get my psychotic ex out of my life yet" "She started piling on the emotional blackmail and acting "desperate" as soon as I was happy with you and because I'm such a nice guy (a wimp) I can't find a way to tell her to leave me alone. So I just want to be on my own and bury my head in the sand" | | Submitted on: | 10/14/2004 |
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| What They Said: | "I just need a break. I feel that I'm too young to get married and I've realized that now. I love you and never wanted to hurt you but we need to move on with our lives. But I want to be friends forever and maybe we can be together in the future."
| | What They Meant: | "I'm in my senior year of high school realizing I've only dated one girl seriously so far for most of that time so I'm going to get scared and run away even if you were the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't want responsibility anymore because I grew up in an abusive and alcoholic family but I'm going to stuff those feelings down because I don't really know how to deal properly with any enotions. But I'm going to keep talking to you all the time, even after I get another girlfriend because I'm not willing to admit I might regret my decision sometimes in the deepest depths of my heart. I also want to have my cake but eat it with no strings attached." | | Submitted on: | 10/19/2007 |
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| What They Said: | "I love you! I want to be with you even though we're 500 miles apart!"
| | What They Meant: | I want you to be obsessed with me that way you can't love someone else while we're apart. | | Submitted on: | 7/9/2004 |
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| What They Said: | "I need time to work on me, to get my shit together so that in the future I can provide for my familiy"
| | What They Meant: | "Now that you are broke and arent working anymore, I no longer have a use for you. I got an awesome job here and even tho I promised I would come back for you, I am finding that I am enjoying once again not having any responsibilies and being a twat" | | Submitted on: | 3/31/2006 |
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| What They Said: | "i truly believe we arent togeather right now because we were just in totally different places in our lives."
| | What They Meant: | we're not togeather right now because im dating someone new who has a lot of mental problems so she reeeaaalllyyy NEEDS me and will never break up with me no matter what i do. and thats what i need because i am an alcoholic asshole! | | Submitted on: | 8/3/2004 |
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| What They Said: | "I want to remain friends"
| | What They Meant: | I'm just saying that to ease my guilt for throwing you to the curb especially after you have always been there for me. And you will die before I will dial your phone number. | | Submitted on: | 5/4/2006 |
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| What They Said: | "I'm not ready for a serious relationship" You and I don't see eye to eye"
| | What They Meant: | "You're not good enough for me as a person and in bed. I faked all my orgasms so I'm gonna have some fun and screw guys from the navy. | | Submitted on: | 5/20/2004 |
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| What They Said: | "I'm not ready for to get married, i just don't love you in that way. I can't see myself marrying anybody else but you, but i don't really know if i want to marry you."
| | What They Meant: | "I'm going to keep playing mind games with you, so that you won't take me to court for child support. I've been sleeping with a woman who gives blow jobs and rides my massive thing like you wouldn't believe. So their is absolutely no love in my heart for you, which means i've been playing you for years." | | Submitted on: | 5/22/2004 |
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| What They Said: | "I'm sorry all I really wanted to do was to be with my child for good, so I tried to make it work with us?"
| | What They Meant: | Truthfully I just strung your ass around for the past 6 months so that I can get you to knock down child support payments and also convince you not to make me get a visitation order so I can see my child anytime I want. | | Submitted on: | 10/30/2004 |
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| What They Said: | "My friends and family told me that I wasn't being fair to you. They said I should let you do your own thing".
| | What They Meant: | For years I havent listened to a word of advice from people I care about in regards to us (if I ever asked for it)...why would I start now? I really have found a more pleasing option and feel as though juggling two at a time would hinder my drinking and other social obligations. I care for you and have for years but frankly, I have lots of land to cover before all my hair falls out and these girls start to see the real me. | | Submitted on: | 1/10/2006 |
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| What They Said: | "you dont know how hard this is for me"
| | What They Meant: | I am an insensitive jerk. I only care about myself. I want you to feel sorry for me. After all I am the one who broke up with you. | | Submitted on: | 8/2/2004 |
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| What They Said: | "You're right, and I'm going to work on getting myself back on track. I fucked up - I won't be good enough for anyone until I get myself right. I'm not having sex until I get married and I'm going to focus, focus, focus. You've taught me so much!"
| | What They Meant: | "Yeeeeaaaaah, I'm just set you on the back burner for now and whisper enough sweet nothings to keep you begging for me - these other chicks are a lot of fun right now, but when I feel "focused" and alone, I'll call you. Maybe we can be together then....or not...lemme think about it....why do I have to make all the decisions?!" | | Submitted on: | 7/29/2004 |
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| What They Said: | You cant make me happy
| | What They Meant: | Thanks for everything you have done for me and all the gifts and being there for me whenever I needed you and all the thoughful things youdid........but I really cant be bothered to make this work because I am a selfish, spoilt bitch who wouldnt know a good thing even if it came up and slapped me round the face and I dont care about anyone but myself.....byeeeeeeee | | Submitted on: | 10/2/2006 |
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| What They Said: | I don't think its the right time for us.
| | What They Meant: | I want to screw another girl but your in the way. | | Submitted on: | 2/13/2005 |
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| What They Said: | We aren't together anymore! I didn't want to hurt you; I love you, but WE AREN'T TOGETHER!
| | What They Meant: | We aren't together now, but when I realize how stupid I have been, I will want you back, andI hope that saying,"I love you," will be enough to reel you back in. I know that I will probably regret this, but I am also so vain that I really believe that you will come back to me....right? | | Submitted on: | 6/20/2004 |
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| What They Said: | We're just on different levels and I'll never be able to make you happy. You're too strong for me - my friends and family say the same thing.
| | What They Meant: | Bottom line: I'm an immature idiot who can't think for myself because my mommy still cuts the crusts off of my grilled cheese. When my crazy, overbearing, bossy mother is not meddling in my life, my immature buddies step up to the plate and tell me what to do. I am threatened by your independent womanhood - or at least I should be, according to my sports-obsessed, juvenile friends who lack any depth in their own shallow, undeveloped relationships. I could try to improve my own weaknesses, but mommy says I'm perfect and I shouldn't ever have to work at anything because I don't need to be responsible. | | Submitted on: | 10/6/2005 |
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| What They Said: | I love you with all my heart. I didn't want to do this, you made me. I had to teach you a lesson.
| | What They Meant: | I get pleasure out of making you cry. Everything that ever came out my mouth was a lie. And when I said I was leaving to be single just meant I wanted to fuck every girl that would give me the time of day. | | Submitted on: | 6/11/2004 |
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| What They Said: | I love you but don't want to be with you... But want to live with you (in the downstairs room)... You act like my sister and your immature but I still love you...
| | What They Meant: | I know that your still attracted to me and I know that if I live downstairs there might be an oppotunity that you'll come down and get into bed with me... Acting like my sister - you constantly nag like she does I still love you... I have a plan... I want to keep you tied down and at my beakoned call... In case I can't find anyone better than you | | Submitted on: | 1/4/2005 |
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| What They Said: | | | What They Meant: | I know I’m tooooooo good for you | | Submitted on: | 2/11/2007 |
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| What They Said: | | | What They Meant: | I spent Mothers Day with my wife and kids..... and now I'm broke and all the flowers are sold out at the stores. But I still wanna bang yah.... | | Submitted on: | 7/12/2004 |
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| What They Said: | I've been testing you for the last couple of days, someone told me you weren't genuine... You've been treating me like a piece of meat! You don't love me, you're in lust with me... I wanted a serious relationship, all you wanted was sex... I don't think you're mature enough... I'm still attracted to you... I hope I'll see you again really soon...
Call me if you need to talk...
| | What They Meant: | I have been "having coffee"  and sleeping with the same girl !! I was treating you like shit so you could break up with me and I wouldn't feel guilty for borrowing your car and picking you up 40 minutes late when I was with her! I only wanted a serious relationship so you could look after me! I am immature for treating you like shit! The girl I've been sleeping with told me to get rid of you! I really am still attracted to you, I want you for sex nothing else... If I give you the option of calling me perhaps you will and I can sleep with you when we are "talking"... | | Submitted on: | 5/15/2005 |
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| What They Said: | can i come back?
| | What They Meant: | i want a blow job. | | Submitted on: | 5/9/2004 |
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| What They Said: | DO U WANT TO COME AND SEE MY FLAT WITH ME U'LL BE THE FIRST TO SEE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!
| | What They Meant: | WE'LL GO TO MY NEW FLAT AFTER THE OLD ONE I CAN PUT AL MY STUFF IN UR CAR SAVES PAYING FOR A VAN. THEN WHEN WE GET THERE ALL MYMATES WILL BE THERE AND U CAN HELP ME MOVE AND WHEN NOBODY IS LOOKING I'LL KISS U AND THEN U'LL BE HAPPY. | | Submitted on: | 11/27/2004 |
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| What They Said: | He is so much like you and that's why I love him
| | What They Meant: | He looks like you, acts like you. I loved you more than i love him but you make $36,000 a year to his $89,000 a year so Bye | | Submitted on: | 4/10/2005 |
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| What They Said: | I am dating someone else..... but I do not feel anything for her yet, she's only a friend, we haven't even slept together.
| | What They Meant: | I am dating someone else and I'm madly in love with her, our sex is great and we are engaged, she's the one who has to take care of me right now | | Submitted on: | 7/2/2006 |
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| What They Said: | I am not sure if i love you
| | What They Meant: | i think i can find someone better because i am self centered A** H***. Once i fiqured out that i made a mistake i will be calling and begging back.. | | Submitted on: | 11/3/2007 |
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| What They Said: | I am sorry but I dont love you anymore. You are a fantastic person. It is just we are very different. (2 minutes before he leaves)... Perhaps inthe future, perhaps in the future we can try again.
| | What They Meant: | You are not good enough for me, you are nice but I am bored with you. However, just in case I get screwed by my next lover or cannot find anybody else, I would like to keep my options open. | | Submitted on: | 6/22/2005 |
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| What They Said: | I am working long hours and am just too tired to get together.
| | What They Meant: | I would rather party it up with my buddies. | | Submitted on: | 2/5/2004 |
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| What They Said: | I can not be with you anymore because you have two kids and I have no kids. I knew you had two kids the whole three years we were together, but I just can't take the pain of that fact any longer.
| | What They Meant: | I do not know what it meant!!! Probably, thankyou for the three years of fun. I saved this nice excuse in my back pocket all this time, but now,I have found some other women I think may give me a chance. What a sin you had kids before you met me, I am really just a rotten kid and old miserable man wrapped up in one, maybe another woman can take care of me better because I will be her only 34 year old child. | | Submitted on: | 10/22/2007 |
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| What They Said: | I cant be with you there is just too much drama surrounding you I will always care for you and be there for you
| | What They Meant: | I dont have a good enough excuse to break up with you so ill just use that for now i dont actually care about you never have never will but i just didnt want to give up sleeping with you and my ex Im a bit dumbass that has no balls and wants to fuck anything that moves and when things dont work out i wanna come back to you and start this ride all over again until i get board | | Submitted on: | 6/5/2007 |
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| What They Said: | I can't do this anymore.
| | What They Meant: | Go fuck yourself. | | Submitted on: | 10/18/2005 |
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| What They Said: | I can't give you what you need any more.
| | What They Meant: | I'm a giant flake. | | Submitted on: | 3/24/2004 |
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| What They Said: | I can't give you what you want, we both want different things.
| | What They Meant: | Even though I told you I loved you desperately and wanted to marry you and you have our children, I cannot do it and am very afraid of commitment. I told you the above things as I am too frightened to admit to myself I have commitment issues. | | Submitted on: | 9/10/2005 |
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| What They Said: | i can't see you anymore because there's someone else i'm interested in and i want to move foward with her.
| | What They Meant: | i'm a massive tool and i won't even bother to sugar coat this. i'm just not that into you. | | Submitted on: | 12/21/2004 |
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| What They Said: | I do love you, holding you and I love our times together. I know I have been treating you very badly. You deserve to be treated better, and I should treat you deserve better, but I don't know why I cannot bring myself to treat you better.
| | What They Meant: | I am keeping you around to feed my sexual urges. My CP is getting worst and I want out of this relationship, but I am a cowardly "nice guyimage" and I figure if I treat you like shit...then eventually, you will leave and no guilt on my part. What a coward dick! | | Submitted on: | 11/19/2004 |
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| What They Said: | I don;t know what I want. I want a break...I don't want to break up.
| | What They Meant: | I am lonely without you, but I don't want to be with you right now. Im a selfish dumbass who wants to see whats going on with these other grils that have been calling me, but I want you to wait for me. Just sit there quietly while I explore my options then decide that I do want to be with you. I don't want to totally break up, bc then you might move on without me and not be there when I want you back. -----MY RESPONSE: No...we're broken up. I;m not gonna talk to you or be your friend. Goodbye. | | Submitted on: | 7/5/2004 |
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| What They Said: | I don't know what I want, everything is up in the air now! I don't even know what my future is!
| | What They Meant: | I don't want you to go away but I don't want you to be too close to me.Of course I want to have my cake and eat it too. I m going to fuck others, in the meantimes, whenever I fucked up, I can go back to you. | | Submitted on: | 3/5/2006 |
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| What They Said: | I don't like where this relationship is. I want to date new people and be with you. I hope we can stil be friends.
| | What They Meant: | I can't commit because I'm a coward. I want to sleep with other people and you. I want to cry on your shoulder, but without having to reciprocate. | | Submitted on: | 11/4/2006 |
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| What They Said: | I dont love you anymore. I just want to be friends.
| | What They Meant: | I am a childish asshole that is terrified of commitment. | | Submitted on: | 4/21/2004 |
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| What They Said: | I don't love you but I do care about you.
| | What They Meant: | I don't love you OR care about you. I just spent the last 3-4 years screwing you while I was waiting for my ex-wife to want me back. | | Submitted on: | 2/20/2004 |
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| What They Said: | I don't think counseling will help us.
| | What They Meant: | I don't want anything to help us because I don't want to be with you. | | Submitted on: | 8/12/2004 |
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| What They Said: | I don't want the stress of a relationship right now. I'm not saying I'm never going to call you....Just give me a chance to miss you.
| | What They Meant: | i am seeing someone else and am too scared to tell you because if I ever get horny and she's not around I'll want to call and use you someday..... | | Submitted on: | 4/3/2004 |
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| What They Said: | I don't want to be in a relationship any longer. I don't want to be responsible for anyone other than myself. I had a dream and when I woke up I decided that I wanted out. Can we be friends with privlidges?
| | What They Meant: | I'm screwing someone else. I want to live with my brother and get high everyday, not work, get drunk when I want, get high, do coke and meth., whenever I want without hearing any bullshit about it. Oh, and get high everyday. You ran out of money and I couldn't buy a new video game. And I couldn't get high everyday. I know where you live and I can get there when I am drunk or high so it will be easier just to come over when I am horny and not have to go look for it. | | Submitted on: | 1/23/2007 |
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| What They Said: | i don't want to hurt you
| | What They Meant: | i'm doing something that WILL hurt you | | Submitted on: | 9/24/2004 |
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| What They Said: | I don't want to see you ever again, nor do I think we need to ever speak again.
| | What They Meant: | I was screwing your best friend all along! | | Submitted on: | 12/27/2005 |
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| What They Said: | I gave it all I had, now there's nothing left. You'll always be a part of me, and I'll never forget you.
| | What They Meant: | I wanted to use you for almost a year til I could impress everyone by myself, party, and go out with other girls so now I don't need you anymore, well not until I'm alone again.. | | Submitted on: | 4/20/2004 |
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| What They Said: | I have some mental problems
| | What They Meant: | I want someone with bigger tits | | Submitted on: | 10/20/2004 |
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| What They Said: | I have work and school right now. I dont have time for a relationship. I can't provide you the love that you needed.
| | What They Meant: | I dont want to make time for you because I am already making time for someone else. | | Submitted on: | 4/26/2004 |
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| What They Said: | I hope we see each other in heaven
| | What They Meant: | I hope I don't see you ever again or I'll feel shitty about what I did | | Submitted on: | 10/20/2004 |
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| What They Said: | I just don;t know what I want right now. I want a break...I don;t want to break up.
| | What They Meant: | I want to keep you by me so that I am not lonely, but I want to fuck around with other girls. Just put up with my selfish asshole behavior untilI realize that I want to totally commit to you again. | | Submitted on: | 7/5/2004 |
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| What They Said: | I just don't know if you are the one
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