|  ~Misheard Lyrics~
Have you ever listen to a toon and thought
" what the hell are they singing"?
Well here you are.
These are all misheards I have come across in my travels.
If you have any you would like to add,
just drop me an e-mail...
Bryan Adams', "Cuts Like A Knife"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kawasaki night! (And it feels so right)
or
Gotta f*ck'n knife! (And it feels so right)
Correct Lyrics:
Cuts like a knife! (And it feels so right
 Bryan Adams', "Depend on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:When you're losing erection
Correct Lyrics:When you're losing direction
 Bryan Adams', "Heaven" Misheard Lyrics: Through the good times in the bed Correct Lyrics: Through the good times and the bad
Bryan Adams', "Let's Make A Night To Remember"
Misheard Lyrics:Our shadows on the wall and our pants everywhere.
Correct Lyrics:Our shadows on the wall and our hands everywhere.
Bryan Adams', "Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my first real sex dream,
bowling at the five and dime
Correct Lyrics:
I got my first real six-string,
bought it at the five and dime
Bryan Adams',"When the night comes"
Misheard lyrics:Just you and me under those bedcover skies
Correct lyrics:Just you and me under those Vancouver Skies
Clair Skene
 Bryan Adams', "Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing on your momma's corpse,
you told me it would last forever
or
Standin' on your momma's Porsche
Correct Lyrics:
Standing on your momma's porch,
you told me it would last forever
Bryan Adams', "Where Angels fear to tread"
Correct Lyric:You found your way into my head
Misheard Lyric:You found your way into my bed
Gill Parry
 Bryan Adams', "I'm a liar"
Correct Lyric:I'm a liar......I'm a moth into the fire
Misheard Lyric:I'm a liar........I'm a muffin in the fire
Emma Wells
I was driving home from the daycare one day and my 3 yr old daughter Jessi kept saying she wanted to hear the "offalow" (not really sure how you would spell it) song. She kept insisting there was such a song. It was driving me mad! (As a cow?)Anyway, this was before the BA gig here and I came in the house and put on TBOM CD. As the songs were playing I went about my business. All of a sudden from the next room she's yelling "mommy! mommy! That's it! That's the offalow song! Of course it was! It was "All for Love"!!! I thought I was going to pee my pants I was laughing so hard!
Kim Shaw
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