Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.  

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. 

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. 

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

(Page submitted by Jess)