|  Everyday Quotes for all time
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"Courage is being terrified. Facing your terror and going on."
Luke Spencer
"People in love aren't known for their rational behavior."
Nikolas Cassadine "We're a perfect match with a whole lotta kindling."
Carly to Sonny "...love is blind--deaf--dumb!"
Jax "No more women! Only wine and song."
Luke "It's great when the things that make you happy happen at the right time." Bobbie Spencer "...you have the moral perspicacity of seaweed."
Stefan Cassadine
"The best inheritance is to know your parents loved you."
Alexis
"When love finally comes knocking, you're a fool to complain if it gives you a concussion."
Simon (Jax's friend who V went off with)
"If you do what you're passionate about, success will follow."
Liz
"Fearless men can be hard to resist." Felicia Scorpio Jones "They'd never have us in hell, we'd end up running the place."
Helena Cassadine
"You never know how much you want something until it's off limits."
Sonny Corinthos "You can fight for love, just as strongly as you can fight for hate." Bobbie Spencer (to Luke) "...she's the human equivalent of fingernails on a chalkboard."
Alexis Davis (about Carly)
"I am my father's son!"
Lucky Spencer (with pride) "What's up with the Wicked Witch of the Weird?"
Gia (about Helena) "The easiest kind of relationships are with many, the hardest is with one." Ned Ashton "Don't push away the people you care about. It's not a good way to live." Sonny Corinthos "Sometimes the only hope you have of not losing yourself is to do the right thing and risk losing someone you love."
Hannah Scott. "You can't call it home if you don't even have a toaster."
Jerry Jacks "...where are your manners? You weren't raised in a barn, although you should have been."
Helena Cassadine (to Stefan) "I didn't mean to lie to you... I just hadn't told you the truth yet."
Carly Corinthos "Mommy? Is there something you're not telling me?"
Stavros "...those who can't adapt, generally can't survive."
Jax (to Helena) "What do you say to a longie?"
Luke (drugged, flirting with Helena) "It's predator and prey, be sure you know which one you are."
Stavros Cassadine "Since money is the root of all evil, I imagine it's especially precious to you." Jax (to Helena) "A serial bride is someone who's brave enough to try again."
Bobbie Spencer "The head of a powerful family should be an expert at control and a
master of manipulation." Helena Cassadine "Every man sees in his family a reflection of himself."
Stefan Cassadine "Just stay in the moment and enjoy what you have right now."
Ned Ashton
"Rule #1: Always let the enemy underestimate you."
Skye "It's not the slaughter of the pig that counts. It's how it tastes on the table." Stavros Cassadine "You know, you're just a little b#tch, aren't you?"
Carly Corinthos "People like us, we light a match, the whole house burns."
Sonny Corinthos
"I have the most annoying buzz in my ear. Is it a gnat? Oh...it's you."
Helena Cassadine (to Alexis) "Luck is for losers. I believe in action -- planned, opportunistic, controlled, hit them where they least expect it--action."
Skye (Chandler) Quartermaine "Is this a private evil conspiracy, or can anyone join?"
Ned "Good breeding never goes out of style."
Stavros "I can't be your conscience - you have to develop one of those on your own."
Chloe to Stefan "I've thawed out rather nicely, don't you think?"
Stavros Cassadine "Fewer people make for fewer unpleasant encounters."
Angel "Nice, you kiss my son with that mouth?"
AJ to Carly "I'm shaking in my thigh highs."
Carly ''He wears his vulnerabilities like a peacock his plummage'' Stefan (about Luke) "Wasting time is like laughing in G-d's face."
Sonny Corinthos "Every single moment of our lives, whether born of joy or pain, has the potential for grace realized." Mary Mae Ward "Do you wanna settle for a spark...or do you wanna set the world on fire?" Sonny Corinthos "When did forever end?" Luke (to Laura about their marriage and divorce)
"No marriage was ever wrecked, that wasn't already in trouble."
Bobbie Spencer
"A man walks into a restaurant to eat. A woman walks into a
restaurant to talk a lot." Sonny to Alexis
"Well it smelled fine before you showed up."
Luke to Scott (from Sonnywannahave)
"I like your cooking I just don't want to eat
something that's staring at me." Lily to Sonny
(from Sonnywannahave) "Were your parents by any chance drunk when they named you?"
Jax to V (from Sonnywannahave) "I'll have a martini very dry. Skip the olives, they take up too
much room." Bobbie
''The bond between brother and sister can survive any test.''
Bobbie Spencer Jones "I'm rich! I don't have to be kind." Monica Q to Rae "Go to hell. Don't you own it?"
Tony Jones to Helena Cassidine (from Panda) "I don't need to pay you for that abuse. I get it free from my
family." A.J. Quartermaine
"Your lack of tact is only surpassed by your incredibly lousy sense
of timing." Monica to Skye "I still got strings attached to me... and, when they get tugged,
bells go off..."
Luke Spencer (referring to his unresolved feelings for Laura) "Let me school ya, Boy!"
Carly (to Lucky) (from nik@nite)
"Accidental pregnancies happen all the time. Hey! They happen to me!"
Carly Corinthos (from Jen)
" If there's one thing I've learned, it's that just because you mean well, doesn't mean it's going to go well." Luke Spencer ''When everyone else is busy making a fuss, it's up to the lady of the house to keep the family together.'' Lila Quartermaine "You'll always have family as long as you have me."
Alexis to Nikolas
"Oh Shut Up!"
Bobbie Spencer to Melissa "I have lost faith in mankind, with an emphasis on "man."
Alexis "We had a good divorce going, and now he's gone and ruined it."
Felicia about Mac "When I have kids, I'm gonna realize there comes a point when
they're grown and my permission slip to interfere will be revoked."
Lucky to his parents. "This infernal diet! What's the use of outlasting anybody if they don't even feed you?" Edward Q
"This is a high crime area, and I plan on stealing someone's heart tonight."
Ned Ashton
''It may have absolutely zippity to do with do da.'' Luke "Pick a window or a door, pal, cuz you're going out of one of them." Luke to Scott "There's got to be some reason why they call these the Golden Years." Alan Q "Well, what can I say, babe? The thought of you dead has always turned me on." Luke to Helena "You're the one who goes on tirades,... The rest of us have
conversations." Alan to Edward. "It's your big night! Why don't you go find yourself a cauldron and just jump right in?" Laura to Helena "Now be off ... before someone drops a house on you, too."
Alexis Davis to Helena "Well, I can't vouch for the whereabouts of your heart,… but I have a pretty good idea where your brains are located."
Monica to Alan "The longer I live, the more I find that I am never wrong."
Edward Quartermaine (from Eileen) "While attending your own trial, be dressed to kill." Helena Cassadine
(from Eileen) "Love can be a serious mental disorder." Dr. Tony Jones
(from Eileen) "Love is like fire. It can warm your heart or burn you." Hannah Scott
(from Eileen) "Being true to someone you love is like being true to yourself."
Elizabeth Webber (from Eileen) "We are stronger together than we are apart." Carly Corinthos "Well, I just keep telling myself I know what he looks like in his
underwear." Gia Campbell "Old man! Stuff it!" Zander Smith (to Edward) "Why don't we go back to my place, where you can keep me
on a short chain?" Luke (to Felicia) "Wow! Tough job! Just you and a couple of beautiful women and a
nice long lens." Luke (to Lucky) "I used to be calm and clear headed and decisive. And now I'm frantic and confused and wishy-washy.
I mean look at this! I let a man into my life and now I'm pathetic." Alexis Davis "I don't eat cheese from a can." Felicia "I'm not asking you to interfere, Control Freak - just listen."
Carly (to Sonny) "Oh! Look at you! You look like a real boy!" Alexis (to Zander)
"What is it with you, always thinking about me in a bed?"
Carly "You can't go outside ....! People are trying to kill you!"
Alexis to Zander
"A good family is run democratically. I will tell you who will run the business and you will tell me what's for dinner." Edward Quartermaine (from Eileen) "Even the most artful schemer can be reformed by the love of a good man." Lucy Coe (from Eileen) "...please-please, I care about you. You're one of my favorite ex-wives." Ned to Chloe "You and your mother can kill each other on your own time!"
Ned to Stefan "You know it'd be cheaper in the long run to hire me, than to feed me." Gia to Nikolas "This family's favorite sport seems to be playing Hot Potato with
responsibility." Edward Q
"Blowhard!" Lila Q about Edward "Don't do anything stupid. More than what you've already done."
Lucky Spencer "...it's an old fashioned idea - when ya steal something from somebody you don't want them to know you took it!" Roy Delucca "...do you ever wait to hear what the subject is, until you take
sides against me?" Edward to Alan "Drop the cheerfulness, will you? It's getting on my nerves." Alexis to Chloe "...she has this amazing way of making me feel like I'm doing it for the first time." Ned, discussing his pending nuptials to Alexis "Tip number six. If a problem has a fraction in both the question and the answer, just drop the calculator." Emily Q. "I'd like to show you my popcorn popper"
Alexis Davis "Well, whenever you are as thoughtful as this, it usually means you're having an affair." Monica to Alan "Then why don't you fly away and leave us alone, you old bat." Alexis to Helena "Behind every great man is a ticked-off woman who hates him." Ned "Remember all the times you thought I didn't like you? Now you know why." Jason Morgan to Hannah "I'm not sure how the high priestess of hell raised you from the dead, but you're about this far from getting stuck back in the ground." Luke (to Ari's twin, Andreas) "It's a real talent that I have, actually -- ordering in." Carly "I shall continue to fire him every day until he finally goes away." Luke about Claude "Can I get a menu around here before I lapse back into a coma?" Jerry Jacks at Kelly's Roy: "You look up "trouble" in the dictionary and you see that guy's picture." "You aren't thinking. That's part of your charm." Sonny "Come get your punishment, you naughty boy."
Helena to Andreas "Ew, get your meat away from me." Felicia, refusing the burger Luke just cooked "...hell's big enough for everybody to pass through." Luke "You really are delicious." Helena to Jax "I say take the old poop for all you can"
Alexis Davis about Edward to Jax "Mommy doesn't want us anymore. She has a boyfriend." Maxie Jones Luke: "Oh, that. Well, it doesn't surprise me. They're all three beans short of a salad." Stefan: It's a rare person who can follow my train of thought. Helena: He was annoying when he was alive, but even more
trouble dead. Edward: You are a member of this family, and you are going to be a part of the family celebration whether you like it or not! Luke (to Scotty): You didn't write this, There are big words. Alan: Gee Whiz, we almost made it through the entire day without hearing the blame refrain. Hannah (to AJ): Do you work this hard on being obnoxious, or does it come naturally? "I listen. I just prefer to take my own advice." Luke Spencer "If you don't have the common sense to be ashamed, at LEAST have the common sense to fake it!" Taggert to Gia "It's hard letting go of something you didn't know you were hoping for." Jason to Carly (from jasonfan 101) "When I dress for dinner it means I put on underwear." Luke Spencer "Trust is the main ingredient that holds people together when
life is pushing them apart." Bobbie Spencer
"You did your best.You made it worse, but you did your best,
and that's all that matters." Alexis Davis "If I was in charge of how people talk, everybody would just shut up. " Jason Morgan "Its my house! I can grope my husband if I want to!" Monica Q.
Her escort..."Late as always."
Brenda: "Yes...(pause)...I'm worth the wait."
(Brenda's reappearance in Paris) "I am not attractive, I am an attorney!" Alexis Davis "Are you going to go by airplane or are you just sticking to your broom?" Monica to Heather Webber "Living without you is like living without a part of myself."
--Laura to Luke "I suggest the fish - has lots of bones in it, hopefully you'll choke to death." --Monica to Susan Moore "I love you, and there is nothing you could ever say to me that would change that."
--Luke to Laura "...as the root of all evil, I guess it's nice to be cast in a leading role." --AJ "If you will excuse me, I must put my boots on. It's getting a little deep in here." --Alan Q "I'd stay out of my favorite dark alley if I were you. You don't want to be the thing that goes BUMP in the night."
Luke to Helena (from Carie) "Where are you from, dear? I can see that English isn't your first language." --Tracy Q to Lois "Didn't your mother ever teach you not to manhandle an old lady in a wheelchair?" --Lila Q
"Hearts don't lie, only people do." Jasper Jax "I'm a good neighbor, I'm part of the neighborhood watch".
(Sonny Corinthos, Mob Boss) (from lamico) "Yes, my children can be quite a handful. You better hope you don't run into one of them in a dark alley some night." --Monica
"Just hold this and try to remember being a virgin."
(Felicia to Lucy Coe, impersonating Nuns) "All woman have crushes on their doctors, that's why we went to medical school." (Alan) (from bklyn59) "He may be ruthless and amoral, but he has lovely manners." Alexis to Ned (about Sonny) "Two words, seek counseling." AJ to when Alan (when told Alan & Monica were seeing a fertility specialist).
Lila to Edward: "Isn't it comforting to know a man doesn't have to deserve you, in order for you to love him?" (from Kathi)
"I refuse to learn a language that doesn't have a word for 'beer nut'." Mac Scorpio "When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours." Jerry Jacks
"Trust your instincts for love...more than your talent for manipulation. In the end you just get better results." Justice Ward
"He who picks a rose must accept the thorns that it bears." Granny Mae Ward
"You can't call it home if you don't even have a toaster." Jerry "Love can't fix everything." Robin Scorpio
"Nothing is worth marrying a man you don't love" Bobbi Spencer
"If you can't be yourself, you can't be happy." Laura Spencer
"I've married a bat!" Jax
Luke:(to Alexis) "I have never had a partner with as many twitches as you have."
Edward: (about Jax) "Reginald, why don't you show this man from the Outback, back out?"
Bobbie: "Don't explain. Don't make any promises. And don't offer me any cheese."
Luke: (to Felicia) "I love a woman who sweats like a two-humped camel."
Alexis: "Is it too early in the morning for a cyanide cocktail?"
Luke: (to Faison) "I'm supposed to be somewhere else and you're supposed to be someone else."
Faison: (to Helena after Stefan left the room) "What the hell did you do to him as a child? Refuse to take him to soccer practice?"
Alan: "I should have killed you the first time I tried to kill you!"
Sonny: (to Alexis) "What did you do, put a frog in his shorts?"
Luke: (to Helena) "Hang on to your pointed hat. Here comes the best part." "Subtlety is for strangers. You're his wife. If you have to, use a sledgehammer." Edward to Monica Luke (to Helena): "... personally, I'd rather see a relative get torn apart by hungry rodents."
"omni dominum in ducem dominorium, which is Latin for stick it in your ear." Alexis Davis
Edward: (to AJ) "Look. Did you see this in the paper? Look: 'Swiss Scientist Makes Millions Cloning Cows.' Now, we're in upstate New York. Why can't we get our hands on a cow or two?" "Opera is a way of life, involving sable coats with significant jewelry and, most of all, the right kind of people." A.J. Quartermaine Luke: "Grand romance is just a scam run by greedy florists."
Edward: "I don't have time for your modesty. I know what you're doing and I don't care."
Edward to Sonny: "You sound, and I know this is unlikely, like a man who has read too much Dickens."
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