AAT -- And Another thing
AFAIK -- As Far As I Know
ATTN -- Attention
BRB -- Be Right Back
BTDT -- Been There Done That
BTW -- By The Way
CUL (CUL8R) -- See you later
DGMW -- Don't get me wrong
DGMS -- Don't get me started
EG -- Evil Grin
EOM -- End of Message
FAQ -- Frequently Asked Questions
FF -- Fast Forward
Fluke--Felicia Scorpio-Jones and Luke Spencer 
FOD -- Face of Deception
FUBAR -- F'd Up Beyond Any/All Recognition
FWIW -- For what it's worth
FYI -- For your information
G -- Grin
GAL -- Get A Life
GMAB -- Give Me a Break
GMTA -- Great Minds Think Alike
HTD -- Have to Disagree...
ICAM -- I Couldn't Agree More
ICHSIB -- I Couldn't Have Said It Better
ID -- I Disagree
IDTS -- I Don't Think So!
IMHO -- In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO -- In My Not-so-humble opinion
IMO -- In My Opinion
IOW -- In other words
IRL -- In Real Life
IRT -- In Real Time
ISC -- I Stand Corrected
ISP -- Internet Service Provider
ITA -- I Totally Agree!
JAT -- Just A Thought
                                     JFP -- Jill Farren Phelps (producer)                                                  
JK -- Just Kidding
JMHO -- Just My Humble Opinion
JMNSHO – Just My Not So Humble Opinion
JMO -- Just My Opinion
L&L2 -- Lucky Spencer and Liz Weber
LMAO -- Laugh My Ass Off
LOL -- Laughing Out Loud
LOLBAY -- Laughing Out Loud Back At You
Nexis -- Ned Ashton & Alexis Davis
NRN -- No response necessary
OIC -- Oh, I see
OMG -- Oh My God!
OT -- Off Topic
OTOH -- On the other hand
PITA -- Pain In The Ass
POV -- Point of view
RL -- Real life

RME -- Rolling my eyes
ROTFL -- Rolling On the Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO -- Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMAOPMP - Rolling On The Floor, Laughing, Peeing My Pants
SORAS -- Soap Opera Rapid Aging Syndrome
STS -- Sorry to Say
TAF -- That's All Folks
TAN -- The message is going to be off-subject
TDSIC -- The Dumb Shits In Charge
TIA -- Thanks In Advance
TIC -- Tongue in cheek
TIIC -- The Idiots in Charge
TMI -- Too Much Information!
TPTB -- The Powers That Be
TTFN -- Ta-Ta for Now
TYVM -- Thank You Very Much
VWP -- Very Well Put
WAGS -- What A Great Story
WTG -- Way to go
YAAG -- You Are A Genius
YTTM -- You Talking To Me?