Family DysFUNction

Welcome to the newest page of GH ROCKS. Most of you may not know me as I've been MIA for a few years. I had a terrible accident and was presumed dead when the boat exploded…..oh wait....that was the Scorpios. I mean I was held prisoner against my will on an island in Greece....no, no....that was the Cassidines. uh.... a catatonic state for the last 4 years?....no that was the Spencers.  Ok, so my life is boring and I've really been working too much at an insurance company and being involved in my kid's sports, but that just doesn't sound exciting does it? That's OK, because while I may not be very exciting, the families on GH sure are!

Quartermaines - These guys are the original poster children for family dysfunction. We've seen more illegitimate children come out of this family than perhaps any other. Murder and intrigue have often been the hallmark of this famous family and present day is no exception. Have Monica and Alan been involved in a conspiracy to cover up the murder of Rick Webber? It doesn’t look like it. It seems they both believed the other did the deed. I’m going to go ahead and throw Jason into this family because despite being a self-proclaimed “Morgan”, his blood runs Q. Typically considered the bright one of the bunch (and this is really saying something considering he has brain damage), he can’t figure out that he is the father of Elizabeth’s baby despite her many almost attempts at telling him. Please! What happened to his magic powers of perception?

Spencers – Can we even include Luke in this family anymore now that he is a self-proclaimed Mr. Tracy? Welcome Back Mr. Luke. Your time away agrees with you. Thanks for stopping in to say hello. With any luck the writers will give you a decent storyline with Scotty. Lulu is becoming so boring lately. I wish they’d give her something else to do besides playing Nancy Drew. I don’t want her reunited with Dylan because Ewwww. It’s one thing if you make out with a boy before he becomes your stepbrother (yes, it happened to me) but once the wedding bells ring….Ewwwww!  Lucky needs to either go back to the pills or take some responsibility. Marriage proposal only two weeks after the divorce? Oh no, that’s not rushing things.

 Thanks for checking in and stay tuned for more Family Dys"fun"ction.

Nicole