Men are like floor tiles, if you lay them right first time you can walk all over them.

Men are like bank accounts, without alot of money they dont generate much interest.

Men are like blenders, you need one but you dont know why.

Men are like coffee, the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night.

Men are like commercials, you cant believe a word they say.

Men are like computors, hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like government bonds, they take soooo long to mature

Men are like horoscopes, they tell you what to do and are ALWAYS wrong.

Men are like lava lamps, fun to look at but not all that bright.

Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like Crystals, some look good but you can still see right through them.

Men are like new shoes, at first you really want them but eventually u either grow out of them or you wear them out!

Men are like Mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like Bike helmets - Handy in an emergency, otherwise they look silly!

Men are like parking spots - All the best ones are taken - the rest are too small.

Men are like photocopiers - Needed for reproducing, that's about it.

Men are like High heels - Easy to walk on once you know how!

Men are like curling tongues - Always hot and always in your hair.

Men are like bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like Mini skirts - If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs!

"He's a male chauvinistic piglet."

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

"He's a great singer - but he's not the most masculine guy, is he?"

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.