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Girl's English  Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now! Do what u want = You'll pay 4 this later! We need to talk = I need to bitch. Sure......Go ahead = I don't want you to. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron! How much do u love me? = I did something today you're not goin' to like me 4. Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead! Guy's English  I'm hungry = I'm hungry I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy I'm tired = I'm tired Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. Nice dress = Nice cleavage. You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you. What's wrong? = What meaningless, self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? I love you = Let's have sex right now. I love you too = Okay i said it - we'd better have sex now! Let's talk = I am tryin' to impress you by showin' that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me! Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have sex with other guys.
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