* They got off the Titanic first.

* They can scare male bosses with mysterious body disorder excuses.

* Taxis stop for them.

* They don't look like a frog in a blender when they dance.

* No fashion faux pas they make could ever rivals The Speedo.

* They don't have to pass gas to amuse themselves ( and others ).

* If they forget to shave, no one has to know.

* They can congratulate their teammate without ever touching her rear.

* They have the ability to dress themselves.

* They can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

* If they marry someone 20 years younger, they're aware that they look like an idiot.

* There are times when chocolate really can solve all their problems.

* They'll never regret piercing their ears.

* They can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

* They can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.