What can you buy for FREE these days? Not much - after all, there's no such thing as a free lunch, unless of course you're charging it to an ex-client's credit card number. But here at ICBIALF!, we're breaking all the rules as a promotional gimmick to offer our members FREE legal advice. That's right, mine the rich vein of legal knowledge our charismatic leader Lionel Hutz has employed in so many landmark decisions over the years, knowledge which has brought him to the forefront of his proffession and made him a household name in legal circles (especially in the bankruptcy courts).

 

Naturally, there's a catch - you have to become a member to Ask Lionel, but let us remind you that membership itself is totally FREE! Sure, you'll be bombarded with some gratuitous advertising at the top of the part from ninemsn, but someone's got to keep the wheels turning, don't they? Besides, I'm sure you can resist the urge to enrol in Clown School anyway.

 

What more could you want?

 

And even though it may potentially be in breach of confidentiality laws, we'll leave up on the noticeboard previous questions by other members, so that no-one is denied the rich generosity of Mr Hutz and his razor-sharp legal intellect.

 

Click here on Ask Lionel , and then click on Start a new discussion, and as soon as Mr Hutz sobers up, we'll post his reply - it's that easy! Get to it, gang!