Survived Survivor? Too pooped for Popstars?
Sick of your stupid Big Brother? Then perhaps it's time you tuned into the Daddy of all reality TV stations...
That's right folks - thanks to the award winning FOX Studios and the infamous ICBIALF forming a partnership, reality TV is about to be taken by storm, again...
PROGRAM GUIDECheck out the latest shows to hit your screens...
Courtroom Survivor
So you think you've seen it all eh? Outback, African, Iceland - where else can we put young good looking people in awkward situations? Look no further than claims court. See who comes out with the best insurance scam, marvel at who gets jailed for harassment. Best of all watch it 24 hours a day with our live coverage. Courtroom Survivor - it's like Judge Judy doing a baywatch cameo.
Hangin' With Mr Charlie
Why bother reading a newspaper when you can easily stay informed and up-to-date with the latest from Mr Charlie? In a similar fashion to EdTV, we will be following Mr Charlie around while he tells us exactly what's on his mind. Be prepared for a no-holds barred opinion on everything from movies to porno movies. Be ready to be mesmerised!
Note: may contain excessive drinking, and a total lack of trousers.
The Monkey
The busy-bee workers at ICBIALF have always known that 'something' lurks in the basement. But little do they realise that the same 'somthing' is at work among them - and against them. Who is this mysterious person? How exactly can they tell who is real and who is...The Monkey??
Want more gritty viewing? Try these...
Tune to Channel 69 for all those risque episode of banned cult classics...
Who's The Boss? Laugh all the way back to 1983 with Tony Danza & the rest of this highly forgettable cast. The story-line is simple enough to let the sexual tension between Tony & Angela sizzle!
Perfect Strangers Ah who could forget Balki Bartololomopmolous and his tiresome cousin Larry? The networks dumped this little gold-mine after Bronson Pinchot started appearing in feature films. I bet they're kicking themselves now...
The A-Team Need adventure back in your day? Then tune into the adventures of Murdoch, Face and ICBIALF's own ex-client Mr T! These boys are out there wreaking havoc ad plotting revenge on the fools who sent them to the joint, for a fashion-crime they did not commit.
Miami Vice In the 1980's there were only two guys with hair puffy enough to work the Miami crime scene, and this show was the one they were on. Warning: may show gratuitous amounts of chest hair and leisure suits.
Maverick P.I. Tom Sellecks crowning moment as the handsome, witty detective Magnum is brought back to ICBIRTV in full colour with all the raw sexuality of Tom's Moustache left in!
Tune in now & get hooked!
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