Lancre is the largest kingdom on the Ramtops, consisting of a village AND a castle. It actually contains a fair amount of land, the problem being that this land is packed so close together that it is almost vertical. King Verence II is very forward-looking, and tries to build a democracy with diplomatic relations.

Lancre is homeland to many witches and wizards. Wizards tend to move over to Unseen University (including Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully and former Archchancellor Galder Weatherwax), but famous Lancre witches include Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Magrat Garlick (now retired, being queen and all...) and Agnes Nitt. The King of Lancre, and husband to Magrat, is Verence II.

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