"Rather than just stealing your shit they ask if they can steal it. Chester came back into the dressing room without his shoes or clothes or basically anything of him. He was like 'you know what, people are so polite about taking my stuff that I gave it to them'."

"We like to hold hands and comb each other's hair in our spare time"

"I think that they all mean Grammy nominations and that's really good. We're just so honored to be nominated, don't care at all if...It'd be great to win, but seriously, who cares? We're nominated, and it's an honor to be among all these great artists that we respect and admire. It's just so exciting. It's just icing on an otherwise really well-iced cake," he said with a laugh. Delson added that his friends are sick of hearing about Linkin Park's success. "At a certain point I can't even tell my friends this kind of stuff, because they don't want to hear it."

"It's rad that I don't have to go but tickets." (about touring)

"Ok, so let's start addressing some serious issues, like oil drilling in the Gulf. Or Mike's hair. Or Joe's physique."

"Joe's hair is actually implants. "

"Oh, I have an important anouncement to make....Phoenix, a.k.a. our bass player, has officially adopted a new alias. From now on, he demands to be called.....POWERFUL. "

"The next video will be Joe half-naked in the bath tub. Kinda like that old Maxwell video ."

"Mike, can you bring me a sandwich? "

"We're going to be coming out with Linkin Park toilet paper. "

"I would love Britney posters, send them to the address on the back of the CD."

"I'm allergic to SPAM"

"We'll be selling Linkin Park kittens next month, though. They have blue hair and wear lots of jewelry. "

"I want to thank the members of the academy......my band, Britney,... "

"My butt hurts. I've been sitting in this damn chair signing stuff for a half an hour and they won't let me get up and walk around. Big old bodyguards say oooga boooga. "

"Ozzfest is cool, but different. Lots of mullets, and tattoos, not so many teeth".
"I put myself in the group of music called Linkin Park. "

"I think wes is a great guitarist, but not as good as Joe Hahn. "

"I heard a rumor, though, that Mr. Hahn is writing from a mental hospital somewhere in the Silicon Valley."

"I'll take bracelets from anyone, as long as its quality shit"

"The wierdest thing a fan has given me is Joe Hahn. "

"You should name your child Michael Kenji "

"Oh my Gosh, Joe Hahn is soooooo hot! "

"Mike's toothbrush is soooo sexy. "

"The way we went to create this record - 'Hybrid Theory' - was I listened to Craig David's record. I listened to it over and over again, really trying to get into what is garage. I just started, not just feeling garage, but really being garage."

"I probably would have more likely believed that the record would have topped the $4.99 for sale bin at your local record store. So, the fact that it's at the top of anything is cool, but for it to be the best selling album of the year is just ridiculous. I can only say it's because of the extreme dedication and exuberance of our fan base that is really... If you notice that the record has stayed really consistently on the charts, it's because I really think it's because it's a word of mouth record. "