"I hope people don't expect us to do the same thing. We're just concentrating on becoming good song writers. You know that phrase "give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day but teach a man how to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime? "We're sort of like that".

"We support free music. So go ahead! Download that shit!"

"I have a toothbrush, my toothbrush is sexy"

"How funny is this? I put my fatass on this table and broke it!"

"Were renaming the group BlinkinSync-182"  

"Gosh it's Xzibit. He's so cool" (It's Goin' down making the vid)

"Yeah. lots of dust. meanwhile, while were playing our
song a hundred times over and over, were also breathing in dirt and not breathing with oxygen."
(interview by Roger Coletti about the shooting of One Step closer)

"And talent, some of the fansites were just phenomenal"
(comment about the Fansite Contest)

"One of the strangest things was a stuffed-animal pig doll with "linkin pork" written on it."(strangest thing a fan has ever given)

"This is the level the X-ecutioners have reached. We never done this in our videos. all in our videos, is like we work. These guys (X-men), this is
the life." (Quotes while playing video games with a X-men member)

"A couple of kids wanted samples to take home of our pubic hair, they had tape"

"we are renaming the band to blinkin'sync 182 "

"Our record label won't pay people to write us new songs until we get the dance moves to our clairol commercial right ."

"brad- is it true that your mom is a hamster? "

"When I was little I was a brat. "

"If you were sitting in your living room watching tv, having a poptart and a soda, and some drunkin idiot walked into your home wanting to use your bathroom. YOU'D FRIGGIN' CALL THE COPS!"

"MR HAHN IS GOD "

"joe - do you remember me from minnesota? you looked at me when you were playing... "

"A lot has been made of the contrast between me and Chester because we are totally different in a lot of ways. He's crazy for a start off. I'm sane. He used to run around at the age of two singing Foreigner songs. I certainly didn't. He'll show you his butt. I wouldn't inflict that on anybody. We learned pretty early on in this band that you can't have snobbery in music. Our guitarist is a huge Britney Spears fan."

Q: if u could be invisible for 1 day wat wud u do?
A: look at naked girls of course

 "I'm not tired. I'm not tired. I'm...zzzzzzzzzzzz."

PRP: Have you ever farted in a Tupperware container, which contained food, closed the lid fast and left it in the fridge for an unsuspecting victim? 
Mike:  No, but one of our band members once pooped in a bag, with the intention of throwing the bag on another band we were playing with.
PRP: Have you ever considered cuddling with a Popple or a Wuzzle or even perhaps a Madball while on stage?
Mike: No, but I've considered setting one on fire, extinguishing it with my urine, smashing it flat with my noggin, and eating it with a side of Mongolian beef.
PRP: If forced at gunpoint by a pack of militant mutant giraffes, would you don a tutu and sing sea shanty's on live TV?
Mike: Sure. What colour tutu? Would you sing with me?
PRP: I don't think the world is ready for that just yet haha..

Q:what do u think is the best thing about being a man?
A: i dont know if im all that manly yet,i mean look at my answer to #1

I chipped a tooth on a mic once. I hurt my back in the pit. Chester got spit on. We got human fesces thrown on us. We got a sign one time when we were playing with Union Underground a couple of months ago that said, "Go Back To The Suburbs". Chester held it up and said, "We love fan mail." In the beginning they were talking some trash but by the end they were signing up for our street team. Chester kissed both of them on the face. The kids standing around were rolling on the floor laughing. I'm trying to think because I know there have been way more casualties. We've been hit and broken things. Brad's guitar has hit me in the head before. I actually threw up in my mouth in Des Moines.

"If ripping my shirt in half means it's good! Is that a good response? Or is that, 'I don't like you, I'm going to ruin your clothes?' "

(to the crowd) "Can I ask you guys something? How hard is it to start a pit in the snow? "

Awesomejo: Mike you guys had a great year last year what are you going to do this year?
Mike: "Were going to fail and break up and Joe's going to sell out and start doing dolls and tampon ads. "

"I'm addicted to Chester. That's my problem. I have a problem, I've admitted it."

"It's me time, it's not Chester time, it's me time, me!"

"I probably would have more likely believed that the record would have topped the $4.99 for sale bin at your local record store. So, the fact that it's at the top of anything is cool, but for it to be the best selling album of the year is just ridiculous. I can only say it's because of the extreme dedication and exuberance of our fan base that is really... If you notice that the record has stayed really consistently on the charts, it's because I really think it's because it's a word of mouth record."

"Have any of you guys heard the rumour that Joe tried out for O-Town?"

" One time, Chester jumped on a porta-toilet during a show and fell through the roof he did the whole show dangling over the toilet."

Q: why does brad wear earphones when he plays guitar?
A: cause his ears are really big. he looks like the guy on the cover of mad magazine


"We are renaming the band to Blink-Nsync 182."

"Out record label won't pay people to write us new songs until we get the dance moves to our Clairol commercial right."

"Brad, is it true that your mom is a hamster?"

"When I was little I was a brat."

"Shut up, you can't sing that. That's our song."

"It's a necessary evil to have labels for music, so people have a way to talk
about it. But fans should remember that when people say Linkin Park is rap-rock or
Marilyn Manson is goth or Jay-Z is rap, we just don't do that. That's the media's
job, to label things, because everybody wants the hot thing. And then everybody
wants to trash the hot thing and make a new hot thing."