You know your obbssesed when.....
You're crossing the street and have a sudden urge to yell "Get off the road!"
You speak Elvish
You call things that you own "My preciousssssss"
You call things that OTHER people own "My preciousssssss"
You name your pet's after character's in the book
Words like Hither and Thither come naturally to you
You are still trying to convince the school psychiatrist that you are decended from a character in the books
You are thinking of hiring an assasin to kill Russel Crowe
You have already hired that assasin
Whenever you hear music you do the Frodo Chicken Dance
Your mom brings home vegetables and you yell at her, "You've been in Farmer Maggot's Crop!"
You insist on having Breakfast, Second Breakfast, Elevensies, Lucheon, Afternoon Tea, Dinner, and Supper
You chant Arwen's spell whenever someone tries to cross the brook you're sitting at
You nickname your friend's little brother gollum
You think big, hairy feet are a turn-on
You want to have big, hairy feet
I'll post more when I can think of some
