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In a dream you find yourself fancying Jim Houseman (you've definately been at MGS too long if that happens!!) ***Jim Houseman IS hot foo'!***
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you wear a home made blue bandana, start smoking Marlboros, and only shave twice a week.
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! ..you look up a scematic for the M9 berretta to see if the slide really does lock... Yeah I did it, so what? 9The answer is no, the M9's slide doesn't lock. Kojama is a lying bastard)
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... when some one asks you "is that a missle launcher in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" you say "actually it's two missle launchers."
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... when you're this guy
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....When u look like a girl and start punching people in the face......pointing to Raikov
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...After playing mgs2, you buy a directional microphone to listen in on peoples coversations
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...Everytime you get hurt you say, "The pain...THE PAIN....THE PAAAIIIN!"
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...when you call the number 140.96, but no-one answers...Hello Rose? Rose!!!
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...when you develop a hunger for the "too fresh" outdoor meal.
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...when you start to cry for Sniper Wolf...
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A crack in the pavement causes you to get out your cigarettes to check for infra-red sensors
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A huge shaman uses an incredible number of metaphors and references on you
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A torpedo/helicopter takes you to work
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After getting ut the ps2 you start the ps2 because the game has been in there for the past ten months.
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after months and months of playing the game , you start planning to join the military to become more like snake.
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after playing mgs3, you complained to Konami because enemies can hear sonar radar....
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After reading some of the things here, you decide to go and try them out.
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after the phone rings and you pick it up if you don't know the person you call him deepthroat
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after the summer holidays you go back and for show and tell you write on the bored when its your turn how i stopped dead cell
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After you beat somebody, you put your hand next to your face and you life gauge is getting longer
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all you can say when talking to a girl is "i want you..." or "thats so cute i cant bare it"
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Although you'd already bought a Gamecube so that you could play The Twin Snakes, you found the FOXHOUND edition silver Gamecube and bought that too.
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An explosion that blows every external structure off the roof your on does not hurt you at all
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As soon as you see someone you wonder what items they will drop
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at school, you hold people up with a water gun expecting them to give up their dog tags
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at school, you sneak around assembely
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By the time you bought MGS2 you knew everything about the tanker through playing the demo
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By way of introduction, you grab a person's groin to make sure they're male/who they say they are
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Dead bodies disappear to give you items you need
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Doors are hidden behind bookcases in your house
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Elevators open immediately if you press the button twice
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Every door in your house has a security level and a list of what the room contains
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Everyone has loads to say to you
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everyone you meet is wearing dog tags
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expect to see a ! or ? above someones head when they are alerted to your prsesence
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Food increases your stamina but water is not an essential part of your lifestyle or diet.
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For birthdays, you send MG postcards complete with quotes of that character on the back
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if all you can say when talking to a girl is "thats so cute i cant bare it", or "i want you..."
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If one of your friends starts acting strangely, you knock them out and look for Psycho Mantis
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If people r firing guns, blasting things and using giant robots u think its all normal
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If someone spots you, you go into various modes. You can get back to normal living after Caution mode is over
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If u paint a bird on ur forehead
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If u think dat every meatal gear character is ur bessie mate
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if you know what all of this stuff means
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if you know why every body hated raiden so much
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If you make foot prints at school, u distract teachers and infiltrate the canteen
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if you refrence every thing from real life to metal gear solid
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