Jokes and other Funny Stuff
In this section of Musicians United Resources, you will find jokes and other funny stuff. Most is at least tenuously related to music. All should be "G" rated. If you find something offensive, please don't read it but do report it. Management (Hi Hippy) will review the item and take appropriate measures forthwith with a hithertounbeknown vigor causing you to marvel at their incredible responsiveness and empathy.
If you are still reading this little difficult print, might I suggest you get a life? See those big blue letters at the head of the page? Please note that a line appears underneath when you pass your cursor over it. This is a clear indication that this phrase is a link to another web page. Given the phrase "Jokes and other Funny Stuff", one could logically assume that the page it brings you to will indeed contain jokes and funny stuff. Still reading this? Click the link and stop wasting your time!
If you've seen fit to ignore my empassioned pleas to make more appropriate use of your time than reading this drivel, I must insist you listen to this! Take it away, Eric the Orchestra Leader.
(Did you get the obscure reference? Then you too may be in need of some serious psychiatric care. Run, don't walk to your nearest mental health clinic.)
go away! click the link and just go AWAY!
I'm tired of typing this stuff, will you pleast stop reading it? Pleeeeeaaaase????
Come on now, you're just being cruel. You like being bored? Okay, well you asked for it. Last chance, click the link at the top of the page or I will bore you literally to tears.
I mean it!
When I wear polyester sock, my feet sweat and get gooey between the toes. 7-11 sells coffee. Coffee is rejuvenating. The little plastic thing at the end of a shoelace is called an aglet.
Had enough? Click the link!
zzzzzzmmmmzzzzzmmmzzzzzzzzzzz, oops, bored myself to sleep.
Still here?
CLICK THE LINK!!!! IT'S AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE!
CLICK IT!
NOW!!!
CLICK IT!
Okay, you win, I quit, goodbye.
