HELP! 'HELP!' Guess where the Beatles are now? Bermuda!! Austria!! And what are they doing there? Why are priests of the terrible Goddess of Kaili interested in the Beatles? Why is Ringo being pursued to the ends of the earth by a gang of Eastern thugs? What do they want of him - they aren't fans. Two leading scientists hope to rule the world. Paul is threatened by a beetle. An Eastern beauty saves the boys' lives time and time again. A channel swimmer ends up in an Alpine lake and Buckingham Palace has a busy day. When Scotland Yard arrives in the summer Bahamas after unsuccessful manoeuvres on Salisbury Plain they find four Ringos but only one George, one Paul and one John. When the power crazy scientists arrive in the Alps the boys miraculously escape their deadly weapons. Will John live to sleep in his pit again? Will Paul ever get back to his electric organ? Will George be re-united with his ticker-tape machine? And Ringo - will he ever play drums again? (Just in case you haven't seen the movie yet we don't want to spoil the story for you but we will tell you that Ringo is the cause of it all.)                             CAST John Lennon John Paul McCartney Paul George Harrison George Ringo Starr Ringo Leo McKern Clang Eleanor Bron Ahme Victor Spinetti Professor Foot Roy Kinnear Algernon Patrick Cargill Superintendent Gluck John Bluthal Bhuta Alfie Bass Doorman Warren Mitchell Abdul Peter Copley Jeweller Bruce Lacey Lawn Mower Golda Casimir Clang's Mother (uncredited) Mal Evans Channel Swimmer (uncredited) Credits Director Richard Lester Producer Walter Shenson Writers Marc Behm Charles Wood Cinemetography David Watkin Film Editor John Victor Smith Production Manager John Pellatt Assistant Director Clive Reed Art Director Ray Simm Music Director Ken Thorne Music Editor Barrie Vince Costume Design Dinah Greet Julie Harris Arthur Newman Hair Stylist Betty Glasow Makeup Artist Freddie Williamson   Music Credits Original Music: Songs by John Lennon and Paul McCartney "I Need You" by George Harrison "James Bond Theme" by Marty Norman (uncredited) Additional music by Ken Thorne Non-Original Music (uncredited): "Lohengrin: Prelude to Act III" by Richard Wagner "1812 Overture" by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky "9th Symphony" by Ludwig van Beethoven "Il barbiere di Siviglia: Overture" ("The Barber of Seville: Overture") by Gioacchino Rossini