Ok all you Starsky and Hutch Fans! Read these great quotes and see if you can remember what episode they are from...these will bring back some great memories!!
1. "Never pick on a man's partner!"
2. "What tree?"
3. "Ma, Mom, Mother, Mommy!!"
4 . "Look who it is, Laverne and Shirley."
5. "I don't mean to hurt your feelings Starsky, but I'm the brains of this duo."
6. "Well partner, the way I see it, this ole badge has polluted me just about enough."
7. "I hope it's soon buddy! I think I' m shrinking!"
8 . "You mean you want me to hit the streets with no pants, no badge, no gun, no dignity!!!???"
9. "Sometimes I feel like salt in the sugar bowl."
10. "What are you guys up to, besides trying to give me a bad time at the wrong time!?"
11. "I have done my homework for 7 years, I know how, when, where you eat, walk, sleep, talk, who you know, what you know, and how you know it, and there ain't no hiding behind dat !!"
12. "Ever get the feeling you are all alone in the world? And nobody loves ya?"
13. "A man that won't drink to Bama or his Mama is an Endangered Species."
14. "If this was a cowboy movie, I 'd give you my boots. You're my pal Hutch."
15. "Who do we trust? Me and Thee, as always, me & thee."
16. "Hey Starsk! You're not gonna believe this! But I think I found their favorite tree! IT'S ME!!!"
17. "I don't care what you mother says. You're not Rudolph Valentino. My mother never said I was Rudolph Valentino, ...NO....She said I was more the Paul Muni type."
18. "The underlying hostility that triggers a burst of temper like that is usually associated with immaturity."
19. "If you knew you were going to live for a hundred years, you'd probably develop some patience.
20. "Don't look at me like that, I'm not the enemy."
21. "Suck in your cheeks and take tiny steps."
22. "All coffee and no solid food makes Captain a very shaky boy."
23. "I heard that sound Hutch. The balls in the air!"
24. "They tried to put holes in our body, where our bodies were not meant to have holes."
25. "Starsky, kids grow up!
26. "Love, pinches the capillaries. Memory goes first."
27. "There's a helluva lot more to life than , you know what I mean."
28. "The king is going traveling."
29. "Yeah Frankie, we know what we're doing, but hell if we know why."
30. "Sometimes you can't be ready. Sometimes you just gotta do."
31. "When the garbage man comes for your can, remember - he's got some feelings too.
32. "Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
33. "No He's Day, and I'm Kniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight."
34. "HEY HUTCH!! WAIT!! HUUUUUUTCH!!!!"
35. "The game is, Hutch is dying."
36. "If you're gonna hoot with the owls all night, you gotta be up to soar with the eagles in the morning."
37. "Love, it's gonna put him in the poorhouse."
38. "Remember how I said It was a toilet? "Yeah".....Well somebody up there is flushing!"
39. "Easy Buddy I'm Here, I'm Here."
40. "GET HIM THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!"
41. "Besides, I can't stand soybean steak and wheat germ pie."
42. "Easy come, easy go."
43. " He had about as dirty a laugh as I ever heard."
44. "You know your right Starsk. I should have left you lying on the floor while I decided which pair of your equally crummy blue jeans I should pack!"
45. "How many years we've known each other, you're the best friend I got in the whole world."
46. " You two could have been a pair of stumble bums. How was I to know you were just a little short of perfect!"
47. "Promises, promises. What are best friends for, huh?"
48. "You still know how to push the buttons. Well I don't like it."
49. " The pessimist says the bottles half empty and the optimist says it's half full."
50. "Oh It Hurts Hutch. Oh God it hurts."
51. "Who are you, the Chief of Police?"
52. "Getting a little green behind the gills there partner!"
53. "I'll bring him in. I'll bring him in with my resignation."
54. "Come on I'll buy you a box of nails for lunch. That is unless you prefer beer cans. "
55. "And you, be careful."
56. "You killed the Cabrillo kid ."
57. "How's the fishing. Where's your pole?"
58. "You must be nuts! It's 200 degrees out and you're trying to pull a job in a 4 ply woolen tent."
59. "Sometimes you just got to jump in."
60. "Don't let me catch you in any dark corners."
61. "In all the time we've known each other, have you ever known me to disobey
an order of Captain Dobey's?"
62. "Don't think badly of us."
63. "He's very important to us. He could be the key to the war."
64. "Oh, I love it when you get so angry."
65. "I guess it's just about time you find out who your real friends are."
66. "I'll bet you wouldn't even trust your own mother. "
67. "Hey Hutch, tell Starsky to take some castor oil. It will make him feel
fine."
68. "And you, you stay away from my mother. "
69. "Look, there is a thing called loyalty."
70. "Nick, I'm talking to you!!! "
71. "Well, I feel like a head of lettuce.
72. "I'm supposed to be the dumb one, remember?"
73. "Both cheeks Starsk. "
74. "You're gonna make it, huh? You big lummox. "
75. "Oh my god, it's the big green voodoo bird of death!!
76. "Life is all we got. "
77. "Follow the drums to the drummer. "
78. "Nobody loves you quite like you do.
79. "It's a good thing you are metriculating Hutchinson, because you would
not be graded highly. "
80. "Hiya Starpy, hiya Hup."
81. "Well, you always did want an excuse to get your teeth capped."
82. "Look, I don't know who you are and I don't know why you're here but
right now I really don't care. What I do know is that my buddy here has got
a bullet in the back and unless I can get some help for him NOW, you're gonna
have a dead cop on your hands. Do you understand!!!!???? "
83. "Nice looking nightgown you got there."
84. "Your wish is my command captain."
85. "Touch me. I won't go away."
86. "Is that what you're trying to tell me buddy, pal that my girl is a
hooker, a prostitute!!!"
87. "I gave you you're thanks didn't I. Now it's time to give the Lord his."
88. "Now you wait, you'll be surprised. Most of the people in this place are
quite normal. "
89. "I know you'll have many, many, many happy hours in here.
90. "Congratulations Cinderella. Your foot fits the silver slipper. "
91. "The only reason that you're here is to hold the popcorn, now go bowl."
92. "Kind of hot day to be walkin your hog ain't it?"
93. "You better be good with that honey."
94. Cop's Need Love Too
95. "Nothin but sweat and pain for the next 48 hours."
96. "I don't know how to break this to you, but you're not the kind of man a woman's gonna kill herself over."
97. "Why don't you have a little coffee with your sugar."
98. "I gotta warn ya, if you people don't start laughing I'm gonna join a club and hit you over the head with it!"
99. "Would you stop screaming lady! Do Something! Bite his arm..I can't!! I DON'T HAVE ANY TEETH!!"
100. "You Worried?...Yeah...Relax...I'd rather worry."
101. "It's 2 o'clock in the morning, I'm with a beautiful woman, and she wants
to arm wrestle."
102. "You're really weird, you know that. Yeah, the kind of weird that you'd understand. "
103. "They give great showers in the police academy gym."
104. "Man, she has more moves than Muhammad Ali."
105. "This is zebra 3. Thank you for our Sunday morning sermonette."
106. "I feel like I'm a bloody leper."
107. "I used to leave my bike out when I was a kid all the time. Yeah, I bet
you did!"
108. "Hey you with the old fashioned name."
109. "Want to start it up. It runs better that way. "
110. "It takes all makes and models to fill that 4 lane highway we call life."
111. "You're worth it. You gottta know you're worth it. For once in your life
you gotta own that. You gotta own your life!"
112. "I don't know what you're so depressed about Starsk. What with all this
beautiful green life around you."
113. "Don't tell me Starsky. You hit it big at bingo last night."
114. "One week from today I'm gonna be cruising these streets with a Cartier
on my wrist, a Mazarati under my butt and leisure on my mind."
115. "Who Do You Think I Am! Evil Knievel !!!!"
116. "Do you have any idea how beautiful your eyes become when you are angry?"
117. "This is Turkey Buzzard, come in Chicken Little. Hey Bozo, the sky is falling and if you don't answer me, I'm gonna come over there and mess up your roof."
118. "You're a trashy boy Starsky."
119. "This is "ours" partner."
120. "I already got a partner. I don't need another one."
121. "I happen to be a virgin in these woods."
122. "Don't cry down my back baby, you might rust my spurs."
123. "Do you love me a little bit? I love you a lot of bit."
124. "I don't give a damn what happens to you. But I do care what happens to your brother."
125. "What's the matter? Tired of looking at my pretty face?"
126. "Starsk, how can people be so insensitive?"
127. "I vant to be alone."
128. "You like your chin? You want to keep it? Where's the warehouse?"
129. "Take it blue eyes!"
130. "I'm going undercover, not decorating my office."
131. "We're the fuzz."
132. "The fix is in kid!"
133. "If you prick us, doth we not bleed?"
134. "Why you lousy phony!!"
135. "We know who you are you sucker! You two bit pervert psycho! You don't have the guts to come down here and face me!"
136. "Hey, you're left-handed!"
137. "Esta Ramon aqui?"
138. "Be careful, he bites. So do I."
139. "Lock the doors, the walls, the ceiling and the floor, capice?"
140. "He's a flake!"
141. "Did anyone ever tell you you're a regular shaft to sunlight?"
142. "Jail for Callendar or Hutch's life?"
143. "Hey Starsky, this is our first bicentennial bribery offer."
144. "Dammit I love you and I don't know what to do about it."
145. "If you want to keep your balance, you gotta play with the guys who own the marbles."
146. "Are you ready to walk that gauntlet of beautiful bodies?"
147. "You couldn't get into a girl scout picnic with a basketful of brownies."
148. "Starsky's Law: Talk a little, win a lot."
149. "After all, a guys got to toil for his goil."
150. "Captain, you're looking at a couple of aces in a world full of jokers."
151. "Working on the streets must have warped your mind."
152. "He flew!!!"
153. "Hutch is cute. I'm careful."
154. "You want me to read him his rights?!!!!!!!!"
155. "I mean this is really crazy. This is really lunatic time!!"
156. "What they're doing to you stinks."
157. "I wouldn't want you to lose what little dignity you might have left. Watch the master at work."
158. "You know what I see in here? A dark haired moron pretending to be Sherlock Holmes."
159. "Ain't togetherness wonderful?"
160. "We got a worm in our apple."
161. "You can pretend you're a 747, but that bird still ain't gonna fly!"
162. "Your honesty is only surpassed by your humanity and good looks."e9
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