Posted by I????°§i?°?

"Have you ever dealt with people who have lost everything in just an hour? In the morning you leave the house where your wife, your children, your parents live. You return and you find a smoking pit. Then something happens to you - to a certain extent to stop being human. You do not need any glory, money anymore; revenge becomes your only joy. And because you no longer cling to life, death avoids you, the bullets fly past. You become a wolf."

-Russian General Aleksander Lebed,

veteran of Afghanistan

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Mike: "You said you wouldnt kill me!"

Valintine: "I said the pain would stop."

- Way of the Wolf *Book One* ~ E. E. Knight

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Mr Hildebrandts Quotes:

• "Your diggin' yourself a deeper hole!"
• "Dont shoot yourself in the foot!"
• "Wow."
• "Make the adjustment."
• "Take a hint!"

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Mr Schultz Quotes:

• "Pull a Nikè - Just DO IT."
• "Im a man of clechès." <--- Postive I didnt spell that right x.x
• "No, the students dont answer my phone, I dont wanna get sick." *We're gonna INFECT you, Schultz!* >=D
• "Taylor, GEEEEETTTT OUTTTTAAA HERE!"

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Meghan: *says somthing stupid*

Taylor: ".... I pray for you, and Im not religious."

~

Darlene: "...Im gonna hurt you."

Taylor: "Whips or chains? "

Posted by ?i?va?a Addict

Merry Christmas

I don't want to fight tonight with

Merry Christmas

I don't want to fight tonight with

Merry Christmas

I don't want to fight tonight with yooouuuu.

I can't take his money,

I can't make my own money,

I have to work for money.

Why don't I just lie down and die?  

-Homer, Simpsons 

Posted by «º¤Trøy¤º»

"I know everyone has the right to be stupid and all, but don't you think you're abusing that?"

Posted by Pte_Ghost

  I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
-- Winston Churchill

Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
-- Barry Humphries

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
-- Steve Martin

 In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.
-- Konrad Adenauer

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-- Albert Einstein

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.

I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.

Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

 

Posted by ???Miyuki???

Why is it that the last little bit of ice always stays at the bottom of the cup?

Msn Messenger convo--

-Miyuki Akora-- In my field of paper flowers-- says:

<DIR>

Heyy emmy..

</DIR>

Emmy says:

<DIR>

ho!!!

</DIR>

Emmy says:

<DIR>

i mean Hi*!!!! Hi!!

</DIR>

Emmy says:

<DIR>

im sry

</DIR>

Emmy says:

<DIR>

i meant hi

</DIR>

Posted by AnimeFreakoftheheart

ARTHUR:
          We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search ofknights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.

SOLDIER #1:

What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR:
Yes!
SOLDIER #1:
You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR:
What?
SOLDIER #1:
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.

ARTHUR:

So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through--

SOLDIER #1:

Where'd you get the coconuts?

ARTHUR:

We found them.

SOLDIER #1:

Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

ARTHUR:

What do you mean?

SOLDIER #1:

Well, this is a temperate zone.

ARTHUR:

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

SOLDIER #1:

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

ARTHUR:

Not at all. They could be carried.

SOLDIER #1:

What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

ARTHUR:

It could grip it by the husk!

SOLDIER #1:

It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

ARTHUR:

Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?

SOLDIER #1:

Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

ARTHUR:

Please!

SOLDIER #1:

Am I right?

ARTHUR:

I'm not interested!

SOLDIER #2:

It could be carried by an African swallow!

SOLDIER #1:

Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.

SOLDIER #2:

Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

ARTHUR:

Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!

SOLDIER #1:

But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.

SOLDIER #2:

Oh, yeah.

SOLDIER #1:

So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.  

SOLDIER #2:

Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?

SOLDIER #1:

No, they'd have to have it on a line.

SOLDIER #2:

Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!

SOLDIER #1:

What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?

SOLDIER #2:

Well, why not?

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Posted by AnimeFreakoftheheart

Why get real? Plastic is cheaper and comes in prettier colors

 

Remember, Pillage then burn.

 

you aint Russian, bitch, so why're you rushin?

lyric from Nelly in Pimp Juice just saw it on 50 most awesomely bad songs

Posted by LordScythe_t

Tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye leave the world with one less tooth and eye." Ghandi