GRAND MASTER (GM): The chairman of the board. The big cheese. The HMFIC. The guiding light. Gispert’s legacy. The GM is not simply a figure head for the hash, rather he/she personifies the hash’s character (or lack thereof.) He or she leads with a dynamic strength that permeates the fabric of the organization. Both dirctly, and through the hash officers, she/he gives inspiration, direction, and vision to all. In real importance to the Hash, this position ranks only behind Hash Cash, On-Sec, RA, Hash Flash, Haberdasher, Hare Raiser, Webmeister, and Hash Scribe.
HARE RAISER: The Hare Raiser makes sure that there’s a hare(s) for each hash, and that the start location is known well in advance of hash day for publicity purposes. It is also the responsibility of the Hare Raiser to ensure that hares are properly trained in the art of laying trail, and that standard marking conventions are observed.
HASH CASH: The holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash about the start of each hash begging for money. Someone has to keep track of what comes in and what goes out (commonly referred to as "the old in and out.") These generally unappreciated duties fall on the shoulders of the Hash Cash. This trustworthy soul must withstand the whining of the Hares who have over-spent, the whimpering of those who forgot their fees, and the interrogations of those who mistakenly think there should be some sort of accounting for hash funds.
ON-SEC: This position is the masochist’s dream. This person struggles with piles of papers and lists of names and numbers. The On-Sec maintains the hash membership data base and publishes the Hound Directory. His/Her most challenging duty is trying not to lose the holy hash binder and remembering to bring it with to the hash.
HABERDASHER: This hasher is responsible for procuring, promoting, and selling hash gadgets, gizmos, accessories, sex toys, and items of hash apparel to the hash.
HASH FLASH: The person who captures on film for posterity all embarrassing hash moments. The hash flash must have an acute sense of the absurd to know what to take photos of, and also a small degree of reliability to bring a camera, film, take pictures, have them developed, and put only the finest thereof into the sacred photo album.
RELIGIOUS ADVISOR: Keeper of the faith. Enforcer of the scriptures. This is the hasher who has seen the light (Great Gispert's light) and can taste in his soul the true spirit of Hashing. The religious advisor spreads the word and inspires the zest and zeal of the hash in all participants. Any hasher found transgressing the spirit of hashing is disciplined by the RA. He is the keeper of the sacred Laws of Hashing and comes up with sufficiently plausible lies to cover any serious questions of propriety of actions within the hash. At the SVHHH whoever is brave enough to run circle and keep with the traditions of the RA is welcome to be the RA.
WEB MEISTER: This unlucky wanker is responsible for maintaining this sorry excuse for a website. He is the Hash representative on the World Wide Web and the brunt of many an off-color joke regarding his total lack of computer skills and since we suck so bad at it there are a few of us in the SavannaHHH.
HASH SCRIBE: The Hash Scribe is whoever writes the Hash Trash. He or she must be able to soak up all the important happenings at the Hash for later regurgitation in the Hash Trash. What they can't remember, they make up. After all, everything about the Hash is loosely based on fact.
