Say NO 2 Mayo!
Hello. We are a group that is dedicated to getting rid of this nasty whitish slime that some people call mayo.
To the left, you'll see you're official, yes, you're official I Hate Mayo Navigational Toolbar, or A.K.A. IHMNT. (I hear that acranymes help to remember stuff, even though i can't spell.)
We are called the MBI!!!! The MAYO bureau of Investigation.
Our other name is often refered to as the AMC!!! The Anti-Mayo Coalition!!!
My partner and I are dedicated to making YOU, yesh you, an antimayo patriot also. Take a look around.
"Mayonnaise, like hollandaise, was invented by the French to cover up the flavor of spoiled flesh, stale vegetables, rotten fish. Beware the sauce! Where food comes beslobbered with an elegant slime you may well suspect the integrity of the basic ingredients."
-- Ed Abbey, "The Fool's Progress"
-- Contributed From NoMayo.com
Here is our maskot...Frankie, the mayo hating Sloth
You see Frankie? He is seems really happy, well that is because just recently they showed him that picture above Frankie, the anti-mayo sign. He really does hate mayo!!!
This is Rosco and Chip saying help control the mayo population, have your mayo jar destoried or thrown away...
Thank You Very Much!!!
Your life without mayo:

Your life with mayo...

Need i say more?
See, even the environment hates mayo!!! You can't go against the environment!!!