Posted by 2nd_coming_

Nut n' Bone to the pack: -- "All you can do is stand there, drop your pants, and take it like a man." -- OnOn

Posted by DancingQueen2721

".......you a*&^%$#n military.......you not only fucked up the trail but you've fucked up the whole world.......you can't run ahash......you can't run a country....its's no wonder you can't get people to  come out to hash with you....."

 

(overheard at an undisclosed down down site at an undisclosed hash on an undisclosed date said by an undisclosed named hasher as they headed off )

 

People!!!!!

If you think things can be done better; or you have different ideas on where  / how trails should be - then get off your arse and volunteer.

 

Set a trail - so we can all see how it should be done.

 

peace

on on

dq

Posted by company_cock

"i think i'd rather do interpretive dance instead." -nn michelle

Beaver says:
i have lvoed every minute i rememb er of my times drinking with everyone
Thanx 4 Nothin' says:
lol
Thanx 4 Nothin'says:
that means hardly any memories
Beaver says:
details

The Voice to Kit Kat, "You just showed me your panties'

Kit Kat, 'I'm not wearing any panties'

The Voice, 'what the hell did you just show me?'

Posted by Thanx_4_Nothinn

It's almost 2am in the morning and I just came to turn off my computer.  There's a message from the GF.

 

Scotty says:

<DIR>

i have my first class of the smester tomorow and i ma naked in fromntr of my pc drunk

</DIR>

I guess today was a GREAT hash.

In response to a comment (at the Seoul Hash) that the Orthodox Church does not care too much for Jews, Hebrew Hammer replied: "Well, that's too bad because it was one of my people on their cross"

Posted by nuttin_bone

"I used to do Nsync." 

 

Arwein - 8/25/07

Posted by nuttin_bone

"Talking to you makes me gay." 

 

Santos Sac to Eager Beaver

 

(found in my lost journal)

Posted by Arwein_

during the pub crawl in Ulsan - Ate Ball: "when it comes to playing grab-ass, you just have to feel people out"

"It just so happens I'm a big fan of fish."

 

~ Chicken Fucker to Begging For It

Posted by DancingQueen2721

15 April 2007 Cheongdam Park

 

" We only used two pieces of chalk on the trail" said very proudly by the hares - and it was obvious.

( Guess who got Hashit?)

(( Thanks for the new startpoint tho', very nice - remember to put exit 11 on the hare-line next time - there are only 14 exits to choose from this station!))

Posted by nuttin_bone

"She has a box..."

"Yes she does!"

 

Countess and Beaver at Hooter's - 2007-04-01

 

Posted by nuttin_bone

"I love your Hooters!" - Ate Ball to Rose, the Hooter's waitress - 2007-04-01

Posted by nuttin_bone

"I love hashing during the day 'cause there's no police checks when I drive home." - Eager Beaver - 2007-04-01

"Let me smell, I know what a yeast infection smells like"

NN Leslie to NN Punk

Posted by nuttin_bone

"I have a cake that people can eat." - Beaver on his birthday.

Posted by nuttin_bone

From a little last minute trip to Pusan in March: 

 

1.  "I have to get married someday 'cause I have to get divorced." - Nut 'N Bone

 

2.  "Lack of sleeing!  You didn't sleep with the guy I slept with last night!" - Beaver

Posted by nuttin_bone

Squibs from the Philippines Nash Hash.  We'll leave some of them anonymous for obvious reasons...

 

1.  "You've been good, you haven't had a whore in two days." 

 

2.  "That's a hard stroke to do."  - DVDick

 

3.  "We agreed that it was a bad idea...We didn't say that we weren't going to do it." - Nut 'N Bone on floor waxing my butt (I think).

 

4.  "I can only remember the one where the guy shoves a thumb up your ass." 

 

5.  "We don't smart." - Beaver

Posted by DancingQueen2721

 Cheeri-ho - on his return from the US of A;

 

I feltat home as soon as I got To San Francisco (wearing a flower in his hair!!!!?)

 

Posted by Arwein_

During the Mokpo overnight hash trip, everyone crashing out in one little hotel room together.

 

Arwein - noticing Kim Irwin Cock Hunter's electric toothbrush:  Hey, check out the fancy toothbrush

Cock Hunter - as she turns it on:  I know, I love the vibrator.

Posted by Cheeri_Ho

Shuttle Cock asking Colonize's 1st Timer:  Are you a Virgin?

 

Colonize's 1st Timer: No I eat Meat!

Posted by Cheeri_Ho

Beaver at Soho in the washroom stall.

"I dont care, I'm comin' out"

For those that dont know. Soho is a gay bar.  Thehash was there together

Posted by Cheeri_Ho

Nut talking about time with his gf.

"I only cheated on her once and that was with Jammies"

 

 

Thursday night dinner with Jammies and Bedsprings

 

Kit Kat: "its 12:40 and I have to go to work early"

Nut: Dont worry, just call in dead.... Be convincing though, you can only do that once"

"I wanna see penises"

Prez to everyone as he walks into the bathroom at Bricx

'Hey, wanna fuck Santa?"

Beaver to Hashisha offering a shot to her with the above name.\

Hashisha gives a look of disgust and leaves

Beaver: "Kit Kat, can I have your cherry"

Kit Kat: "Yeah, go ahead"

"You got an old cherry,cherries are better when they are fresh"

Kit Kat after giving the cherry from her drink to Beaver

 

BBB, come here, I'll show ya how to beat!!

Cheeri ho to BBB when the hash girls andBBB were baking a cake

Posted by Colonizethis1

Text message Saturday 3.12 am from Cheeri-ho:

 

 

"I LOST BEAVER".

Posted by Colonizethis1

Sunday July 30 Monchotoseong

 

 

DQ ( cunningly sets the trap) : So.. was I witty and amusing last night then?

 

 

Me ( innocently falls into it) : Yeah you were.

 

 

Moral of the story: never tell the truth on trail.

Posted by DancingQueen2721

Sunday July 30, Monchotoseong

 

Colonise This1 ( who I had last seen in a bar at 4:23am that morning) advised me that I had been in good form. She had found me to be  "witty and amusing"..... WTF?

 

I thought I was that all the time - my self confidence is ruined now.....

Posted by Thanx_4_Nothinn

Coming back from today's Southside hash, I find a message on my computer from Beaver on messenger:

"my fuckin room is broken again it keeps spinning".  No wonder he didn't make it to today's hash.

Posted by nuttin_bone

Dongjak Station after Beaver left the pack and decided to run the usual trail in lieu of the one Cheeri-ho and T3 had laid: 

 

"I saw him never come back!" - Kit-Kat

Posted by Colonizethis1

Out On trail one sunny day:

 

Thanx 4 Nothin:  Can I take some of Rumple's water?

 

Me:  Sure you can, Canadians don't have diseases.

 

Thanx 4 Nothin sips.

 

Me: Oh.. but he did say something about having had Moose Jaw.

 

Thanx 4 Nothin's eyes widen and she chokes.

 

Me: Oh, sorry, my mistake, Moose Jaw's a city in Canada!

 

Thanx 4 Nothin: Just DON' T call me when you've no friends left.

Posted by Cheeri_Ho

T3: "You want to see my helipad"

SS: Does that normally work on girls?

 

 

Posted by T3_S2H3

during the blood on trail competition at seoul racecource park......

 

Cherri:  Voting, "Mr Wiggly"

The Pack:  "yeah"

Mr Wiggly:  "well, I've got money!"

The Pack:  "yeah"

Cherri:  Voting, "SALT"

The pack:  "yeah"

SALT:  "well, I've got tits!"

The Pack:  "YEAH!!!!!"

 

Posted by nuttin_bone

Hash #330

 

"Dead chicks are people too" -me

 

Posted by nuttin_bone

Hash #330

 

Actually it was during #329's on-after, that a certain Hasher and I went out with an engaged pair of virgins for more beer and an accidental round of whiskey & cokes.  The booze came from a misunderstanding when I pointed to my crotch for our waitress in a failed attempt to explain the difference between a whiskey & coke and the "Whisky Cock" on her menu.  She took this to mean that we wanted a round of whisky cocks with lemon and cherries. 

 

"This whisky cock tastes good!" -a certain Hasher

 

Through the course of the day, I tossed out the old phrase, "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."  To which that same Hasher replied, "Great, I'm getting laid tonight." 

 

That same Hasher gave up his cherry (and his tongue) to the engage virgin, after which he explained to the girl's finance, "The minute I kissed her, I knew she was the one for you!" 

 

 

Posted by WetDream031

Hash #327

 

It was a cold day south of the river and while some of the pack was tolerant of the freezing temp there was about equal the number that decided to cram into the back of Flossy's SUV to keep warm.

 

Jose Tardo must have gotten tired of sitting on the loaf of wheat bread because he left our cozy fivesome and shut the door behind him, leaving us in. Kit-Kat reached over and pushed the lock down ensuring we weren't getting out until we were ready.

 

That's when, Nut & Bone says:

 

They have locks on these? (insinuating that he was unaware SUVs had locks on the back doors)

 

Kit-Kat says: What? Why wouldn't there be locks on the doors?

 

After all the laughter died down

 

SALT says: Yeah, you didn't know... none of the SUVs have locks on the back doors. It makes it easier for thieves; all they have to do is walk around to the back doors and open it up.

 

 

So, much to Nut & Bone's surprise SUVs actually do have locks on the back doors.

Posted by Colonizethis1

 

72 : I must go the bathroom and check my cheeks.

 

One minute later, he returns.

 

72 : Well at least my ass isn't bleeding!

 

72 comments on the part of his anatomy that really hit the ground

when he snowboarded for hours on the Ski Hash 18/02.  

 

 

Posted by Colonizethis1

" You look like you need YOUR MOMMY!"

 

S.A.L.T expresses her concern at DQ's tummyache

as we start for the Ski Hash at Pheonix Park 18/02.

Posted by DancingQueen2721

"....Oh look, there's a Korean house!".......

 

said with real suprise by Colonise This! whilst walking the Noryangjin trail on Feb 12 2006

Posted by Thanx_4_Nothinn

At the Polar Bear Hash

 

Sherpa:  Mashi is wearing the same clothes he wore yesterday.

Me:         Mashi is a dog.  It doesn't matter. 

Sherpa:  Yeah, but he's still wearing the same clothes he wore yesterday. 

Posted by DancingQueen2721

" I didn't buy any beer this week...."  

Cheeri Ho upsetting the pack prior tothe start.

Irwon 15 Jan 06

Posted by DancingQueen2721

" that's a Tiara,    I know my Princesses..."

 

Beaver to Gigolomortis (discussing personal grooming?)

Irwon 15 Jan 06

Posted by Cheeri_Ho

"I am finally Taken!"

            -J-Spot 11-19-05, Koje-Do

Posted by Cheeri_Ho

"I finally found a use for OB"

                   -Dancing Queen 11-20-05

 

Dancing Queen was commenting on Koje-Do's "Over your Head policy" when doing a down down.

Posted by Cheeri_Ho

"We did not cheat!..We just gave up"

     -The pack to the hares, 6 Nov 05