Howdy, Handsome
Day 37, 05:19
Saturday 03 July                    

When Stu said his beautiful boy buddies would definitely be there when he leaves the House, Victor announced that he needed to "lay eyes on them."

"Just to know this isn't a dream I'm havin'," he decided.

"Or a nightmare," offered Nadia offhandedly.

"They're gonna be out there...waitin'," started Vic in a melodramatic voiceover style. "Just four guys with nobody around them... staring into the cameras... chiselled jaws..." he added with an arched eyebrow.

Then, with a super-hero flourish, he became one of Stu's team. "You're back, now we're complete!" he exclaimed.

"Apart, we're just handsome. Together, we're unstoppable!" he finished, which threw Michelle into fits of laughter.

"I can't tell you how accurate what you're saying is," said the long-haired beauty - Stu, that is.

He then related the time when the team got their girlfriends to rate them all in terms of handsomeness.

Victor was incredulous. "This is in dork-central!" he cried

The housemates were shocked to learn that the team were so close and missed each other so much, that after every class, they reunited at break time.

"That must've been tough," sympathised Victor.

"Did you have a handsome part of the school where you met up?" asked Dan with a grin.

"Quick! To the handsome car!" interjected Victor, once again in invincible mode. "No one says anything for the whole journey..." he growled.

"Everyone just sittin' there... looking handsome..." he concluded with a curled lip.

"We'd love to have come across your gang," the East-Ender laughed, shaking his head.

"He regrets telling us that one," said Michelle, wiping her eyes.

There's no doubt about that...

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