Dragon Ball Z - lines the characters would never say
Here are some things that you will never hear in the Dragonball Z series:
Gohan: I smoked pot today.
Gohan: You guys never listen to me, you're the worst parents ever!!
Goku: I give up!!
Krillin: My head bares a strong resemblence to a bowling ball!!
Krillin: Which wig should I use today??
Chi-Chi: Gohan, time for you to go train!!
Chi-Chi: Gohan, you can stop studying now!!
Chi-Chi: I think Piccolo is a good role model for Gohan.
Vegeta: I'm a good person, HONEST!! I wouldn't even hurt a fly!
The fly: That's a damn lie!!
Vegeta: Screw this, I'm getting tired of being evil.
Vegeta: WOW!! Picking nosehairs is tremendeously painful!!
Bulma: Roshi!! You, me, and the bathroom. LETS GO!!
Bulma: Come one, come all!! Come see under my skirt!! Only $20.00!!
Master Roshi: No Krillin!! I'm not tempted by your Playboys!!
Cell: Fighting sucks. Lets go to the movies!!
Piccolo: My therapist says I need a vacation. I'm thinking about Hawaii.
Dende: I feel like doing something really evil.
King Kai: My jokes just aren't cutting it anymore.
Radditz: What's my secret?? Well, lets just say that every serious fighter starts his day with Cheerios...and I am the trix rabbit!
Brolli: Maybe I should lay off the weight gainers 2000 formula.
Goku: Chi-chi, I've had enough with this 'my-son-has-to-study-every-damn-day' stuff.
Bulma: What the hell is a computer??
Piccolo: For Halloween, I'm dressing up as myself.
Captain Ginyu: C'mon, Goku. Lets fight fair and square. Um...I'll give you a brownie!
Captain Ginyu: I like being a frog. It's fun to see people like Vegeta be taller than me!
Yamcha:(Whispers to Roshi) I just use Bulma for what she’s worth.
Gohan: Mom, just shut the hell up for a second and listen to me!!
Vegeta: AHEM!!! I said BIG BANG Attack!! Why isn't this working??? Stupid thing must be broken........
Goku: Kaiohmehameha!!!!! No,that's not it.....
Goku: Fighting evil by moonlight....
Winning love by daylight....
Never running from a real fight....
I am the one named SAILOR MOON!!
Vegeta: Bulma, Chi-Chi,Which to choose.....WAIT!! If they get a set of the Potarro Earings, maybe I can get some Bul-Chi!!!!
Goku: I know the odds are with me, so if there's a way to lose, I'm gonna find it!!
Bulma: My nails are fine, so let's go fight Frieza!!
Bulma: Gohan, Krillin, Thanks for leaving me here alone....I really got in touch with nature....
Turles: That Tree of Might didn't do enough damage...DAMN!! I knew I should have used 2 seeds!!!
Krillin: Ooooooo....Frisky, are we????
Fat Buu: I look alot like Fat Bastard!!! (from Austin powers: The spy who shagged me --personally hate that damned movie--)
Fat Buu: I'm gonna sit on a rainbow and Skittles are gonna pop out!!!
Garlic Jr.: Eternal Dragon!! I no longer wish to be Immortal!! I wish to be 4 feet taller and more attractive!!
