How to spot an Olympic Champion.

                                               

                     Could your kid make you a fortune in 2012

Lots of parents could be missing out in 6 years time if they don't see the potential of their children. Here's a handy checklist of things to look out for in a potential Olympic Champion.

1. Is he/she 12-15 years old? Could be an olympic athlete.

2.  Does he/she run home from school? Could be a potential sprinter.

3. Does he/she jump all over the furniture? Could be a potential long jumper

4.Has he/she stopped or cut down on the fags? Could be a potential marathon runner.

5. Does he/she knick other people's bikes? Could be a   potential cyclist.

6. Does he or she hang around in a gang smoking, drinking and scarpering when the police appear. Could be a member of our relay team.

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NEW FEATURE:                                                                        

                                   THE BABY BOOT

Hello children... it's your Uncle Bazz here and have we got some fun for you? You all want to be runners and jumpers don't you? Of course you do that's why I want to tell you a story about Harry Hedgenuts the fastest little boy who's ever laced on a pair of trainers. Harry is going to be running for a gold medal  in six years time at the Olympic games in London but first he has to practice a lot. I was going to illustrate this story with pictures but unfortunately the man who draws the pictures has been drinking rather a lot of pop today so he's finding it difficult to stay awake - never mind you'll just have to try and imagine the pictures yourselves. 

Harry is preparing to race his chums in a practice race while old Mister Pobjoy, Harry's trainer, looks on. The gun goes and they're off...'Oh Lorks' Says Harry. 'Gosh' Says old Mister Pobjoy 'that look's painful'. 'Boohoo' says Harry 'someone has secretly wrapped cotton round them and tied it to that tree over there so when I run ooooooch!' 'Never mind' says old Mister Pobjoy 'I have this special cream let me rub them better for you.' 'Oh yes' says Harry, 'will it hurt? 'Not the way I do it.' Says Mister Pobjoy 'Now take them off, slowly. 'Like this?' Says Harry. 'Just like that' says Mister Pobjoy who begins to rub. Harry soon smiles feeling much better. 'Thank you Mister Pobjoy.' Thank you Harry, now hurry along you can still win the race' And do you know what, Harry did win the race, proving that cheats never prosper. Hurrah for Harry! Hurrah for Mister Pobjoys special rubbing cream - ideal for sore feet, yes feet...you dirty minded little tinkers!

                                  Bye bye for now children, bye bye.

                                                         

  Look out for more fun with Harry Hedgenuts in forthcoming issues of your Baby Boot.                                                                   

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