Not Bazz Bazzley
'Running on empty'
Only six years to go and the country is already awakened by a
thousand tiny feet padding our pavements in search of Olympic gold.
Pity then our parliament, so swift to lavish our taxes on vainglorious
monuments to their own incompetence such as the Millenium Dome
and a wibbly wobbly Wembley, that it appears to have no money left
in it's leaky coffers to train our little Hayley's and Herbert's properly
so they can participate in this orgy of excess when the starting gun
is finally fired.
Isn't it about time that Blair, Brown, Prescott and the rest of this
grotesque cabal learnt that the public purse is not for the sole
use of furnishing their own private lifestyles and legacies?
No Money?
What they mean is there's no money left after all they've squandered
on themselves and their own olympic glory!!!!!
...poisoned burgers!
OFF BRIEF BUT....
Yes, I know it's off brief in this Olympic Special edition but I feel
I must make mention of the gang of terrorists recently arrested
in the UK for planning to blow up The Blue Water Shopping centre
(spiritual home of the chav) and poison football thugs with burgers.
Now far be it from The BOOT to take credit where credit isn't
due but didn't we, in volume 10, suggest that if Al Quieda wanted to
make a few friends over here, it targets monstrous architectural
carbunkels? I think you'll find we did...interesting.
You never know with targets like these maybe terrorism could
be used as a force for good after all!
Now for all they don't want you to know about the Olympics turn to the
