| If you're reading this in the year 2073, 
<DIR> Once the underground haven from hamsters and humanity alike, Basements is no more For years, the damp and dank was just about tolerable and the Basements were inhabited by assorted misfits and near-humans who strove to barter celebrities, but alas, rising damp and people walking Hoof the dog too seldom have taken their toll on the already fetid atmosphere. As fewer and fewer visitors were able to stand the stench, the hidden entrance to the Basements was lost to folk memory and so on New Years Eve 2006 the last survivor fought their way out and blinked in the unaccustommed daylight. WARNING Once contained nuts! </DIR> <DIR> Please don't apply to join, there's no-one to let you in!
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