PHOEBE'S SONG'S
THE ANIMAL SONG.
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Then the farmer hit's him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers.
Nooowww, chickens!
MOTHER'S ASHES
My mother's ashes
Even her eyelashes
Are resting in a little Yellow jar
And sometimes when it's breezy
Or if i'm feeling sneezy
And now i..........
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Yeah, noisy boys!
SHOWER SONG
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it?
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And tegrin spelled backwards is nirget.
STICKY SHOES
My favourite shoes, so good to me
I wear them everyday
Down at the heel's
Holes in the toe's
Don't care what people say
My feet's best friend last till the end
With them on one hot chicky
Though late at night, not much light
I stepped in something icky!
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Always makes me smile
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Next time i'll avoid the pile
CRAZY UNDERWEAR
Crazy underwear creeping up my butt
Crazy underwear alway's in a rutt
Crazy underwearrr........
DON'T
They'll be times when you get older
And you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you
But don't...........
(CHORUS)
Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do
Everybody!
That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
THE BOOK OF LOVE
Sometimes men love women
Sometimes men love men
And then there are bi-sexuals
Though some just say there kidding themselves
La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
THE SNOWMAN
I made a man with eyes of coal
And a smile so bewitchin
How was I supposed to know
That my mom was dead in the kitchen?
La, la, la, la, la, la,
