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THIS IS THE COMEDY BOARD 
HEIDI THE ORNERY GOAT, SHE'S A FUNNY ONE THAT ONE, DON'T BEND OVER WITH YOUR BACK TO HER.... 
 comedy tonight !
COMEDY RED SKELTON  The Marx Brothers  Zeppo ~ Harpo ~ Groucho ~ Chico | 
MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS and now for something completely different....... 
Watch out, granny's behind the wheel. You know that little old lady from Pasadena ! Go granny, go granny, go granny go ! 
 
Three guys die and meet St.Peter at the pearly gates. He says before you get to go in you have to answer a question. The first guy steps up, St. Peter asks him, "did you ever cheat on your wife?" The guy answers,"every chance I got", St. Peter hands him a pair of roller skates and tells him he has to roller skate around heaven. Then the second guy is asked the same question, he answers, "only a couple of time." St. Peter hands him a bicycle and tells him he has to ride around heaven on that. The third guy steps up and is asked the same question to which he answers, "not once, as God is my witness. To which St. Peter hands him the keys to a brand new Cadillac telling him he gets to drive around heaven in the caddy. So the three guys pile in the caddy and are driving around when the first guy says to the third guy driving, "hey, isn't that your wife over there on roller skates?"  
|  David Letterman poking fun at the political world in the same classic mode of Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show, some say Letterman was the best choice to succeed Johnny Carson when Johnny retired. Just before Johnny's death, he provided David Letterman with many of his monologue material, which David used on his show, "The Late Show, Starring David Letterman and featuring Paul Schaeffer, Band leader of the CBS Orchestra. Paul and the band play at the Annual Induction Ceremonies of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Letterman interviews many popular celebrities on his nightly show that is very reminiscent of the Johnny Carson Show. 
| Ball of Fire 
COMEDY IS ONE OF THE HARDEST THINGS TO WRITE AND PERFORM TIMING IS EVERTHYING...IF YOU ARE PERFORMING IT IS IMPERATIVE NOT TO BREAK UP IN THE MIDDLE OF A PERFORMANCE...IF YOU DO YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF RUNNING LIKE THIS FOR YOUR LIFE. SO LAUGH PEOPLE LAUGH, IT'S INFECTIOUS AND HAS BEEN KNOWN TO CURE WHAT AILS YA, BE A CLOWN, BE A CLOWN. ALL THE WORLD LOVES A CLOWN ENTER HERE FUNSTERS |
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