How to Photograph a Puppy From Pet Life magazine, Author unknown 1. Remove film from box and load camera 2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and thow in trash 3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle 4. Choose suitable background for photo 5. Mount camera on tripod and focus 6. Find puppy and take dirty sock out of the mouth 7. Place puppy in prefocused spot and return to camera 8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees 9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with the other hand 10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens 11. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose 12. Put magazines back on coffee table 13. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head 14. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage 15. Jump up in time to grab puppy by the scruff of the neck and say "No..outside!!" 16. Call someone to help clean up the mess 17. Sit back in chair for deep breathing and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" first thing next morning posted by anita and melody                                                   PUPPIES Don't smell crotches, don't eat plants, Don't steal food or underpants. Don't eat my socks; don't grab my hair,,, DON'T RIP THE STUFFING FROM THAT CHAIR!! Don't eat those peas, don't touch that bush, Don't chew my shoes, what IS this mush!?! Eat your cookies, drink your drink, Outta the toilet! Outta the sink! AWAY FROM THE LITER BOX, IT'S FOR THE CAT! (and must you kiss me after that!?!) Raising a puppy is not for the lazy, Those rugrats are funny, but also quite crazy. Don't despair through the toil and the strife. "Cause after three years you'll get back your life! So lets go for walkies, so you can do your "thing" And maybe I'll get back my diamond ring!  -Author unknown posted by selma