950th running - what a great BBQ and hash thru the desert complete with wind and sand and a bonus rattle snake. C what you missed. NoB did many many down downs as we welcomed a virgin and a visitor Ground Control to Major Wood. Hey Turd Bird is getting Married in Las Vegas soon.
Feb 5/08 we had a naming. Just Ian told a tail of water, goats, seaman, sails, skippers, and I think Mary Ann eas mentioned. Well you missed a great tail and a fun time naming him. So for ever More Just Ian is now Anal Bilge Pump. On-On!. El Centro now has a hash - check out www.sdh3.com for dates, times, and places. Cum and join the crowd On On.
NoB
9/6/05 Hash Trash #809
Tonight we named Just Nick who will now and forevermore in the world of hashing be known as Nuckle Fuck-A-Potamus. On-On!
5/18/04
The trail started with a very nice jaunt thru the hood....walkers and runners split going their separate ways after bout a 1/4 mile. Walkers were laughing and singing along the trail and even had a "bonding" moment by sharing their clothes....more singing and not a one got lost...we even made it to the finish before all the runners for once, Ha ha! Kudos to Smell my Finger and Just Janet for giving the walkers a good lay!
The runners got lucky at the beginning and caught the Hares, which Brutus adamantly denied, but the pack voted and his ass was eventually on ice, literally! The hounds continued on and weren't so lucky later on and wound up getting off the trail somewhere and had to be rescued to the On-In....maybe they won't try to shortcut so much next time...ha ha!
As many of you all know, or will find out soon, it's not so easy to be a Hare, and lay an intriguing trail, but still keeping the pack together, all the while trying not to get caught by SCB! It's a thankless job but somebody has to do it....so if any of you think you can do a better lay, PLEASE don't be afraid to sign up! We love virgin Hares....they taste just like chicken! he he...which also brings up another difficult job that even fewer hashers want....
The RA, which was previously handled very well by TB, (may he Hash On-On and cum back soon) Pizza Platelets is doing his best at this task with the help of many rowdy drunks...er...I mean hashers...who make it even harder to lead a well rounded circle and still keep everybody happy, so let's give him a hand next time....
Several hashers brought many virgins to cum and we all had a pretty good time doing down-down after down-down....we named one more brave soul just in time before all the ice melted!
May the Hash go in peace....may you all get a piece!
ON-ON
Missdemeanor
6/20/06
Mother laid a mean trail - BT here - BT there - roam in circles - dang its hot - dang the batteries are dying - dang it where the heck do I go from here - BEER I need cold BEER. Just when I was about to give up a whistle from the dark - a faint on-on - Yes I am saved. See the fun and folies you all are missing - sitting under the cool trees enjoying the cool of the evening - deciding where to turn from here - yes next week at the big curve -
May the hash go in Peace - and may we all get a piece
ON-ON No B
Jan 2007
We met at Walmart on Ave B - Just Ruben dragged Sand Boney along for the ride - Cum now it was not too wild a ride. Thru the garden - did anyone notice the 12 foot alligater at the garden - oh well maybe on the next Run. Then off thru the hood wer trotted - well OK you all walked and I and Tubac trotted. loop D loop and what the heck we are back at the garden - What no more beer - yes folks we drank all the beer - beat that beer whinch. Ok Ok - will have more beer next time and less crappy flavored water yuck. Just calm down and smell the roses and look at the black bananas on the tree - ha ha - on on. NoB is off to the PF Chan 1/2 marathon in Phoenix 14 Jan. break a leg NoB ha ha - Rumore has it there will be a beer stop for hashers on the route - watch for the beer near sign - On ON. Maybe my Hash runnig shorts will show up before this Saturday. See ya ll next week
NoB
26 June 2007- meeting at Audio Einstiens - Pool checks they wanted - pool checks they got - 6 of them. Off and around the hood they marched wet feet and all. Bcheck - what a grand site. Pop A Tops hosted the beer check. Cool duds and duddets for sure. Then down an alley or two or was that 3 - Hey its my trail - I like alleys. Opps what the heck I've been here before - o well - over lay on the out bound trail led the gang to the last pool check and to the cold beer at the end. We would had had chips but gravity took over and clutsey Boner dropped the tube. -- CHIP ABUSE - The walkers beat the . . . . . well walkers - TOO BLOODY hot to run and hard to do with wet shoes. Curly Sue was one tired pup at the end. ON ON -
No B