Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.
Well pull yourself together then. |
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next please! |
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me.
One at a time please. |
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You're too tents. |
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m invisible.
Who said that? |
Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops. |
Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off. |
Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen? |
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later. |
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil 'till I get there. |
