+ Demotivators +
STRIFE : As long as we have each other, we'll never run out of problems!
HAZARDS: There is an island of opportunities in the middle of every difficulty,
miss that though, and you're pretty much doomed
ADVERSITY; That wich does not kill me postpones the inevetable
REGRET: It hurts to admit when you've made mistakes but when they're big
enough, the pain only lasts 1 second
IRRESPONSIBILITY; No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood
CLUELESSNESS; There are no stupid questions but there are a lot of inquisitive Idiots
INCOMPETENCE; When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill,
by doubling your efforts there's no end to what you can't do.
IGNORANCE; It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together
when no one has any idea where they're going
DYSFUNCTION; The only consistent feature of all dissatisfying relationships is You
PRETENSION; The downside of being better than everyone else is that people
tend to assume you're pretentious
IDIOCY; Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
UNDERACHIEVEMENT; The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut of by the
lawnmower
ARROGANCE; The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute
intimidation works pretty well too
CONSULTING; If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in
prolonging the problem
MISTAKES; It could be the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to
others
APATHY; If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us
PROCRASTINATION; Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness pays off Now
BLAME; The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures
PROBLEMS: No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now,
remember You've probably only seen the tip of them
TROUBLE: Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young
DEFEAT; For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're
one of them
DESTINY: You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment
37 designs in all, including:
"I NEED SPACE, MONEY" � "TIME 2 TRADE UP" � "SEE OTHER PEOPLE" � "JUST MET THE 1" � "JUST A FRIEND" � "LUV 2 STALK U" � "WE NEED 2 TALK"
"NO SCRUBS"* � WRITE A POEM � IT FADED �
WANT2C OTHERS � CALL A SHRINK �
� JUST A FRIEND . RETURN MY CDS � TIME 2 DUMP U � TRADIN YOU IN �
C THAT DOOR?
