Yes, Marilyn Manson, minister of Satan, maverick, wallflower, and sellout. What ever happened to our cuddly little goth powder head? Whatever happened to the artist that made me and my friend inspired to make our own fashion (more like dangerous things you put on your body and artistic shit) line? Where did his shock value go? Is his creativity slowly draining from his head? Why isn't Tipper Gore getting offended anymore? Why?!

Let me tell you why! He sold out! He became slightly trendy, slightly easy upon the eye, slightly, popular. And ever since Twiggy left the band, it seems that poor Mister Manson can't think of a decent song to write. He's also evidently sobered up a bit, making for very un-creative song writing.

Now see kiddies, it's ok for musicians to do drugs and to have promiscuous sexual affairs with groupies. And the reason why that is, is because sex, violence, and drugs are some of the key ingredients to rock and roll. Without these ingredients, let's face it, you're gonna' suck big floppy dockey dick.

So remember kiddies, if you want to grow up and be a good rock star, pound the shit out of somebody's car, fuck everything in sight, and wash down all of your narcotics with a nice tall glass of milk!



 






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