Is is just me, or does Pierre from Simple Plan sound like he has a chronic head cold?

 

Either that, or he's pre-pubescent.


But I mean, seriously, the guy sounds like he's got a stuffy nose... CONSTANTLY!!!!!!

Jesus Christ, Pierre. Ever heard of Advil? Or.. Tylonol? They have children's chewable tablets, you know, Mr. Pre-Puberty. In many tasty flavors such as grape, cherry, and, uh, that's about it.

Ok, fiiiiirst you ask a responsible adult to go to the store to get you some chewable children's tablets in whichever flavor you desire.

Theeeen, when you have your tablets, look on the back. Since you are about twenty years of age, you would take fifteen and a half tablets.

So you open the tablets by puncturing that silvery stuff on the back. Then put the tablets in your hand. Cut one in half for the exact amount - we wouldn't want an overdose!

The put the tablets in your mouth and chew them! Follow with some juice and a cookie. Good boy!


And your chronic head cold problem is solved!!






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