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Quoth Avril Lavigne.

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Here are some of her quotes.. my comments are in blue.

--"My music is true rock."
(Haha, yeah right. And Britney Spears is the new Sid Vicious. Oh wait.. that's you.. I forgot..)

--"I write what I feel, I never worry about what others think. I'm gonna dress what's me, I'm gonna act what's me and I'm gonna sing what's me."
(But Avril... you don't write your own songs... )

--There was a guitar laying around the house — my Dad plays the guitar — and I picked it up and very slowly taught myself to play it."
("slowly" is right... she can play.. about.. three chords by now! Snaps for Avril!)

--"I'm just coming out and I'm going to clearly be myself-I write what I feel, I never worry what others think, "
(where do I start..?)

--"When I get upset and really need to get it out of me I go to my guitar. Sometimes I feel like my guitar is my therapist."
(uh-huh.. except the fact that YOU CAN'T PLAY IT)

--"I was always a tomboy and I guess I still am. I played hockey during the fall /winter and baseball in the summer. I loved playing with the boys."
(Whoa, Avril, must I bring out the yearbook pictures?)

--"I'm not into gloss and glamour. It's soooo fake."
(Like you aren't..)

--"I really hate preps."
(la....la...ladeda...laaa.)

--"I dress cool and I look hot,so if you don't like it suck it."
(Hah, yeah Avril, you keep telling yourself that.)

--"Nick Carter wanted me to sing on his album but, you know, it's not really my thing. I'm not putting myself in the teen pop type of box."
(Whoa.. go back to the "sing" part... YOU CAN SING?!?!? I never knew..)

--"I don't want to be no fake pop shit."
(Avril.. you already are.)

--"Pink's pretty cool. She's just kind of a poser..."
(Hahaha!!!)

--"No, no, no. Rock stardom," she says forcefully. "I don't like using the term pop star because that's not my personality. My personality is like a rock star. I'm hardcore."
(Avril, you are NOT a rock star. You are NOT hard core. You and your little "drawn on tattoos". How bout you get out a knife and carve those tattoos into your skin. Show us all how tough you are, Avril, come on. )

--"No one actually comes up to me and says "You're not punk." but if they did I'd be like "I never fucking said I was!"
(Oh yes you did...)

--"I don't write 'Oh baby baby' songs, I'm a punk skater who writes guitar driven rock!"
(Uh-huh.. you wish)

--"People like Shakira shouldn't have record contracts, she cant even speak English!"
(RACIST!)

--"I wish everyone would stop saying that I'm not 'punk'! God damn it, I created punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. Thats what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation. People look up to me and want to be me. And thats fine, just don't try to copy the shit I do!"
(My God.)

--"People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?"
(You compared yourself to Sid Vicious, dipshit, you'd BETTER know the bloody Sex Pistols. Come on. I'm, what, five.. six.. seven years younger than her? And I know them!! Bad excuse there, Avril.)

--"Complicated' is bout people being fake, two-faced, not being themselves, kinda you know bout that guy who, I've totally experienced this before um... with a couple of different guys, where you know like you get along with him and he's really cool and acts really into you and everything's great and then when he's with his friends, he treats you... different"
(Hey, Avril wrote a song about herself!)

--"I'm as punk as they come"!
(.....)

--(On the criticism she's gotten) "That's what happens when someone gets really big, Then everyone just tries to bring them down. Second of all, I never, ever claimed to be punk, thank you. The media labeled me as punk. That was because I was a little teenage girl who came out and wasn't the typical pop bubble gum little act. So everyone just like decided to label me punk because I was different and I had more of edge. OK, I'm not made up. I write my own songs. I've been doing music my whole life. I buy my own clothes. I say what I want. I make my own decisions. People don't tell me what to do. They don't tell me where to go. I do what I want to do. That's bullshit!"
(No.. it’s just because YOU SUCK)

--"I'm happy -- I just don't write happy songs, But I hate it when people say I'm not a true punk. I don't go around calling myself punk; I never have. That's what people need to know -- it's not me saying that, it's the media. I'm a rocker.""
(First of all, YOU DID LABEL YOUSELF AS A PUNK, second of all, YOU DON’T WRITE YOUR OWN SONGS)

--"School gave me an inferiority complex, I never did my work, was always talking, and failed all my tests because I didn't try. I would be throwing M&Ms and the English teacher would say, 'Stop that or I'm going to make you leave the room.' And I'd be like, that's what I want. So I'd keep throwing them, get kicked out, and grab my skateboard and go skate."
(Haha... Avril quit school in 11th grade... she started skateboarding in 11th grade… she was actually a cheerleader in high school)

--"I grew up on the mean streets."
(Michelle Lavigne, her sister, said they where well-off growing up and lived on the outskirts in a large 6 bed-roomed home.)

--"Yes, I was a cheerleader and I did enjoy it, people still hold it against me."
(Because you lie about your past. You hate “preps” yet you were one… that makes sense…)

--"I was sk8er at high school."
(No... you were a cheerleader... Nice grammar, by the way.)

--"I could be Britney. I could be BETTER than Britney. And if I were selling my body, I would wear that stuff, but I'm selling my music"
(Cocky little shit)

--"Christina Agu...who? I thought that whore died!"
(Uh-huh...)

--"Of course, I've being compared to Kurt Cobain, we are both rock legends".
(No.. you aren’t... don't even say his name, you little fucker...)

--"Who are Nirvana, are they a rock band?"
(Dude... you were talking about Kurt Cobain... and now suddenly you don’t know about Nirvana? What the hell... pothead.)

--"I invented the tie look."
(Uh.. no. My mom wore ties thirty years ago. Back when you were still a cheerleader.)

--"Preps always come up to me after concerts and ask for my autograph, and I really feel like saying 'my music is not for you'"
(......*GRIN*......)

--"It really pisses me off when I see heaps of people wearing ties, like me, I want to be an individual, but it's my fans way of showing their support, so I'm kinda grateful too.
(You piss me off.)

--(This is from her "journal" on avrillavigne.com)
Mon Aug 12, 2002 12:00:00 AM

"Dear Fans,

I just want all of you guys to know that some idiot out there is posing as me and sending emails to various message boards, dissing my fans and just being a jerk in general. One of the email addresses he/she is using is emailavril@aol.com....but he/she keeps changing them.

First of all I don't have an AOL account and I would never put my name in my email address. And most important I love all my fans. I would never take them for granted or say anything bad about them. Please just ignore this pathetic person out there who has nothing else better to do than sit at home by him/herself and pretend he/she is me...obsessed!!!

-Avril"
(No.. that person is NOT obsessed with you... they HATE you.. there's a fine line between obsession and pure hatred.)

--"I don't write 'Oh baby, baby' songs.."
(First line of 'Loosing Grip': Are you aware of what you make me feel, baby)

--"I can't wait to be out there; I want to rock the world! I want people to know that my music is real and honest -it came from my heart. I was just being true to myself."
(Wait... there's still that little issue that YOU DON'T WRITE YOUR OWN SONGS. They suck as it is, imagine how it would be if she wrote them...)

--"My Mom wouldn't even let me sing 'Strawberry wine' because it said 'wine' in it and i was this little kid, She protected my image. And thats not the only reason i don't dance around like a ho onstage, but it definitely has something to do with being brought up with tons of morals"
(I bet you're going to give mommy dearest a heart-attack with those badass drawn-on tattoos of yours!)

-- In Ellegirl they were talking about her converse and she said : Thats probably what I'll do on my wedding day. Wear Converse and a tutu.
(My first reaction was "But Avril, you're never gonna get married!!!" -- RiotGirlSara1)

Thanks to x_PurePsycho_x for the following quotes and comments.

"I do my own makeup, and I use different brands. But I really like M.A.C. products, especially for my eyes." (No shit Dick Tracey, where'd ya park the squad car?!"

{on the Volvo SUV} "I drove one and liked it. If youre partying, there are thrre rows in the back so you can carry a bunch of people. I'm not that into cars, but I want one" (Hopefully you'll get one and crash)

{on drugstores} "Seriously, they are so much fun! I'll go and buy moisturizers, hair elastics, body scrubs, nail stuff.... I always leave with, like, three bags."

{on bath and body works} "I love their stuff. I like that they have sets with the body wash, lotion, perfume and soaps. They also have some good body sprays." (Wow, yet you never look clean!)

[on the Anna Nicole show DVD] "I have it on the tour bus. Its the whole first season on DVD. I got it for Christmas and it's so funny" (Wow! Shes a slut, YOURE a slut! LIKE... A ToTaLl CoInKiDinK HaiNt sow?!)

"I got it for Christmas." (Wow! How Ironic! I thought Holy things made your skin sizzle, Avie?!)

"Mine is just a cute little one that was a gift. I knew people would give me shit for carrying a Louis Vuitton, but I really don't care." (Wow, How badass! *rolls eyes*)

"People like to compare me to Alanis Morrisette, sorry I take baths!"

"My favorite album would have to be Jagged Pill from Alanis Morrisette."

You know what's really funny people? She's 20 and hasn't gotten an actual tattoo, she just sticks with the rub on ones! My six year old cousin wears rub ons! I'm 16 and I've got my nose pierced and I have a jail house tattoo! You're soooo hardcore Avril! ::cough:: She's a pussy that needs to go back home and learn how to apply her own eyeliner. Hilary Duff critisized her once for dissing her own fans, and you know what Avril's comeback is? "Hilary can go screw herself and she's a mommies girl" I haven't said something like that since I was two, you know why? Because I graduated to saying "fuck you crackwhore!" Hahahahahaha! Hey Avril, go stick yourself in some axel grease and shove yourself back where you came from!

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