10/5/2005 10:26 PM Posted by   green_day4eva10
Why do cows always look pi*sed off ? wouldn't you be if someone woke you up at the crack of dawn every mornin, spent an hour rubbin ure tits n still dint f*ck u lol
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5/31/2005 10:20 AM Posted by Lil_princess4561
why was there 5 bullet holes in the mirror? because the blonde tried 2 shoot herself
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5/21/2005 9:05 AM Posted by bethany
knock,knock who's there? Ben Ben who? Ben down and do your shoelace
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3/30/2005 9:31 PM Posted by dayle_clayton
y does michael jackson like 22 year old boyfreinds ??? coz there is 20 of them
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3/30/2005 9:31 PM Posted by dayle_clayton
y does michael jackson like 22 year old boyfreinds ??? coz there is 20 of them
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3/30/2005 9:28 PM Posted by dayle_clayton
wat is 12+46+7+9+11 ?????? dont know ask michael jackson
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3/3/2005 6:41 PM Posted by DexJR™
Cos an old tatty orange car went by with paint off it
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1/18/2005 4:44 PM Posted by Sana_B9
where do poalar bears go to vote? the north pole
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12/1/2004 3:35 PM Posted by Vamps_242
why did george bush cross the road? because his penis was stuck in the chicken!!!
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11/22/2004 3:49 PM Posted by Vamps_242
there was this old man who went to the doctors for his physical the doctor said he was fine but he needed to chech the man's medical.he asked the man how r u with God the man replied that me and god r tight. the doctor asked y and the old man said because everynight i go to the toilet god puts the light on for me and when i've finished he turns it off again. the doctor thought this was astonoshing so he called the wife, and she said that stupid idiot he's been peeing in the fridge!
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