"Why It's Great To Be A Dog
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No one expects you to take a bath every day.
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If it itches, you can scratch it.
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There's no such thing as bad food.
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A rawhide bone can entertain you for hours.
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If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.
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You can lie around all day without worrying about being fired.
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You don't get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger's lap.
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You're always excited to see the same people.
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Having big feet is considered an asset.
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Puppy love can last. " Dawn Dressler
"Dogs are not our whole life but they make our lives whole." Roger Caras
"If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would rain from the sky." Proverb
"The best thing about a man is his dog." French Proverb
"Tis sweet to know there is an eye will mark our coming and look brighter when we come." Lord Byron
"Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog. " Robert Morley
"We never really own a dog as much as he owns us." Gene Hill
"My goal in life is to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am." anonymous
"Love me, love my dog." St. Bernard, French monk (1090-1153)
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." Gene Hill
"Happiness is a warm puppy." Charles Schultz
"Never underestimate the warmth of a cold nose." unknown
"Dogs leave paw prints on our hearts." unknown "If that's true, then your heart is trampled upon." Chinut's husband
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams
"The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time." Winston Pendleton
"Dogs never lie about love." Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson
"A house is not a home until it has a dog." Gerald Durrell
"Dogs are a habit, I think." Elizabeth Bowen
"There is no snooze alarm on a dog who wants breakfast." Anonymous
"This is NOT a joke! If you ever want to see these people again, bring me a 5 lb. rib roast in a plain brown bag. - The Dog." From a doormat.
"The Dog, Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre rubber squeek toys. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape...that, and the staisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of furniture. I fear I may be going insane." From a doormat.
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why. Unknown
I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals. Diogenes
If a dog will not come to you having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. Woodrow Wilson
Children and dogs are as neccessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads. Harry S. Truman
Extraordinary creature! So close a friend, yet so remote. Thomas Mann
No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend. Will Rogers
A righteous man cares for the needs of his animal, but the kindest acts of the wicked are cruel. Proverbs 12:10
