The book of Love:

Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men. And then there are bisexuals, tough some just say they're kidding themselves...

Don't:

There'll be times when you get older, when you'll want to sleep with people, just to make them like you... but don't. Cause... that's another thing that you don't wanna do, Everybody! That's another thing that you don't wanna do.

Children:

They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch, but soon they'll grow up and resent you so much. Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why, you cry and you cry and you cry.

The Snowman:

I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin. How was i supposed to know, that my mom was dead in the kitchen. la la la la la la la la la....

Sticky Shoes:

Leslie: My favourite shoes, so good to me, i wear them everyday. Down in the heels, holes in the toes, don't care what people say. My feet's best friends, pals to the end, with them i'm one hot chicky. Tough late one night, not much light..Phoebe (coming in): Iiiii.. stept in something ICKY! Leslie + Phoebe: Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, always make me smile. Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, next time i'll......avoid the pile!

Holiday Song:

Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap, asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. He said all you need is to write them a song. They haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along...so don't sing along! Monica, Monica, have a happy Hannukah. I saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross. And please tell Joey, Christmas will be SNOWYYY!!!! And Rachel and Chandler (mumbling) haberill Glandlerrrr!! Happy holidays everybody!!

Crazy Underwear:

Crazy underwear creeping up my butt. Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy underwear......

Little Fetus:

Are you in there little fetus? In nine months will you come greet us! I will buy you some Adidas!

Whenever i get Married:

Whenever i get married, guess who i won't ask to sing. Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing!

Jingle B*tch:

Jingle b*tch srewed me over. Go to hell jingle whore, go to hell, go to hell, go to h-h-hell!

In the Shower:

I'm in the shower, and i'm writing a song. Stop me if you heard it! My skin is soapy and my hair is wet, and tegrin spelled backward is nirget. Lather, rinse, repeat. Lather, rinse, repeat. Lather, rinse, repeat........as needed!

Terry's a jerk:

Terry's a jerk! And he won't let me work! And ik hate Central Perk! ............. And you're all invited to bite me!!!

Two of them kissed last night:

There was a girl we'll call her Betty, and a guy let's call him Neil. Now.. i can't stress this point too strongly.. This story isn't real. (time passes by)  Now our Neil must decide, who will be the girl that he casts aside. Will be Betty be the one who he loves truly, or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie? He must decide, he must decide, even though i made him up he must decide!!

Blackout:

New York City has no power
And the milk is getting sour
But to me that is not scary
Cause I stay away from dairy
La-la-la-la-la-la...

My Coma Guy:

You don't have to be awake to be my man
As long as you have brain waves I'll be there to hold your hand.
Though we just met the other day
There's something I have go to say...

Smelly Cat:

(Chorus)
Smelly cat, smelly cat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favourite pet
You may not be a bed of roses
And you're no friend to those with noses

(Repeat Chorus)

Parading Goats:

Parading goats are parading,
Parading down the street.
Parading goats are parading,
Leaving little treats.