I am not a rodent, but a carnivore.

I am not a wild animal, but a companion to man, domesticated between the time of the dog and the cat.

Feed me as a cat, but only with dry food for clean teeth.

 Keep litter boxes handy, and I will learn to use them.

Take me along as a dog, but with a leash or carrier so I do not get lost

 Do not leave me outdoors, I have no wild survival instincts.

Confine or watch me like a small child, because I am curious and like to get into things.

Discipline when needed with words and soft actions, because sudden force causes me to defend myself. I am a little thief, give me soft socks to steal and hide, instead of rubber toys to chew and swallow.

Let me visit the doctor as you would any family member, for a health check and vaccinations yearly.

Have me spayed or neutered; I have no need to reproduce to add to the pet overpopulation.

Handle me daily, and I will be your loyal friend for many, many years.

I am fearless and friendly. I have personality. I seek companionship.

If you cannot give me that, then please pass me by.

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FERRET's  Bill of Rights

I have the right to give and received unconditional love.

I have the right to a life that is beyond mere survival.

I have the right to be trained so I do not become a prisoner of my own misbehavior.

I have the right to adequate food and medical care.

I have the right to fresh air and exercise.

I have the right to socialize with people outside my family.

I have the right to have my needs respected.

I have the right to special time with my people.

I have the right to be bred responsibly, if at all.

I have the right to be foolish and silly, and to make people laugh.

I have the right to earn my person's trust and be trusted in return.

I have the right to be forgiven.

I have the right to die with dignity.

I have the right to be remembered well.