Gardening for Cats
and other delicacies ~
Hi I'm Sadie
Welcome ~ Well here it is, something a little different and let me tell you it's not the easiest thing for a cat to do. It wouldn't be easy for a dog to do and a horse might have difficulty too! Mind you the odd Llama might not pose too strong a threat either but that's something you might not meet to often on a dark night.
Why bother with a special page for cats and gardening? Well, you might well ask, but, like everything else we do, we do it well, and in the words of the song, 'nobody does it better' and of course still following the words 'I only wish someone would'. Me too I cry, me too!
So, you see, someone has to do it, someone has to be there for you, yes you, you and even you! I don't mind, cats are... well I suppose we are gregarious creatures, you might not have noticed this trait, but I can assure you that providing we are getting our own way, then we can be almost anything to almost anybody.
This is my special friend Purdy
and
THE RULES HERE
The Rules are that there are no rules
apart from keeping the jokes clean
And -
As a great Cat Philosopher once said:
1. What is the point of too many rules?
2. 'Too many rules slows a cat down'
*According to cat history, handed down through countless generations, this may of course be true and then again I might just have made it up.
CAT ORIENTATION
Always remember that a cat springs into Spring, slinks into Summer, glides into Autumn but slumps into Winter and just when you thought it was safe to go out, we spring once again into Spring. So you see, it's either a vicious circle or an eternal triangle; I'll leave it for you to decide.
You ought to know that with gardening, as with all things that are to do with cats, it must be 'cat orientated', otherwise 'cat'astrophes are bound to occur followed by large amounts of 'cat'awauling which will make life less than 'purr'fect.
There are also 'cat'egories that gardening falls into, and any self respecting cat will tell you that gardening is something that should be at all times tranquil, without urgency, but carried out with love and responsibility.
Responsibility, I hear you mutter, now I'm not trying to say that you are not 'responsible' but , let's take a look at 'the cat' for a moment. He, or she, is at all times 'responsible', his or her gardening is never taken lightly, it's a little nibble here, a furtive patch of digging there, but all in the best possible taste, except perhaps in a harsh winter when little foibles can overtake even the best of us.
With this in mind, please feel free to join us. You can post messages on the message board and don't forget that with MSN Messenger you can chat to one another any time at all.
Don't forget the photographs pages, create your own album and it doesn't have to be just about cats. (Again keep it clean we cats can be of a delicate disposition despite what dogs say about us!) 
And above all ~ Enjoy...
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