Close Encounters of the Furred Kind
Famous old Cat Saying: Always think big!
What's been going on, well perhaps life has gone on as usual, well for you others that is, life is never usual to a cat now is it?
I mean to say, I've never had a 'usual' day in all my nine lives!
In fact I wouldn't know what 'usual' was if it came and tickled me under the chin.
Boring, yes I know what boring is, well doesn't any cat?
During the winter all the frogs hopped it, but stand back because last time I counted there were at least forty all doing what frogs do at this time of the year. It could be more than 40 but the little blighters don't keep still for more than a minute so I couldn't count properly. So there you are, you can hardly say it's quiet and when it rains all those frogs will be leaping about everywhere, it's more than a cat can stand I can tell you, so usual it most certainly ain't.
Summer might well appear on the distant horizon, but that don't make a snippet of difference to a frog, he'll still be there, jumping out when you least expect it. But, is the slug population on the decline? ask yourself that question. If the answer to this question is no or maybe or don't know then best address the issue to the frog population.
Now what do you know I have just experienced something special and I'm tossing up whether to tell you about it or not, will I? won't I? Oh, alright. Now look at this my 'person' has just given me magnetised water to drink, oooer, do you think I'm going to get stuck to the fridge door?
Worse than that she wants to try out her magnetised collar for my little aches and pains, well, alright then. It's fine don't you think her starting this little business, well it's fine for me because I don't really mind being her tester but I don't want her to think that she can flog the stuff on my webpage that's all! Well, maybe she can, especially when she tickles me under the chin like that...
No, I must be strong, let her get her own page. You see, it just goes to show, we cats may be handsome, affectionate, loving even, adventurous, sleek, sleepy, make your bed ours, I could go on, and of course despite all those good things about us we are still proud to be FICKLE!
From your Feline Correspondent
